Sabhi naghme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
Kuchh paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuchh door reh kar bhi bhulaye nahi jaate.


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date Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Zindagi haseen hai zindagi se pyar karo,
Ho raat to subah ka intzar karo,
Wo pal bhi aayega jis pal ka intzar hai apko,
Bas rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitbar karo.


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Ye arzoo nahi ki kisi ko bhulayein hum.
Na tammana hai kisi ko rulayein hum.
Par dua hai us rab se ek hi,
Jisko jitana yaad karte hain usko utana yaad aayein hum.


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Choo le aasmaan zameen ki talaash na kar,
Jee le zindagi khushi ki talaash na kar,
Takdeer badal jaayegi khud hi mere dost,
Muskurana seekh le wajah ki talaash na kar.


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"Don't count your tears, 
they mean only sorrow.
But count the ones you hold back, 
which are your strength that
makes you stronger." 


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date Thursday, October 9, 2014

Dil ka dard kisiko bataya na karo,
Aankhon me chuppe aansu bahaya na karo.
Log mutthi me namak liye ghumte hain,
Apne zakhm kisiko dikhaya na karo.


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Jaane kya mujhse zamaana chahta hai,
Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai.
Jaane kya baat chalakti hai mere chehre se,
Har shaks mujhe aazmaana chahta hai.


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Taqdeer ke khel se kabhi mayoos nahi hote,
Zindagi mein aise kabhi udaas nahi hote,
Hathon ki lakeeron par vishwas mat karna,
Taqdeer to unki bhi hoti hai jinke hath nahi hote.


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date Tuesday, October 7, 2014

We may love a wrong person
We may cry over for a wrong
person but
one thing is for sure.
They give us a chance to find
the right person..


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Friends are better than Lovers
because
Love says I will give everything
but
friends says when i am there you wont need anything.


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"Don't judge a food by its look. 
Taste it first. 
Don't judge a book by the cover.
 Read it first. 
Don't judge a person by his/her look.
Get to know them first. 
That person you see as a sinner might be God's best."


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date Thursday, October 2, 2014

You only take the garbage out once - 
because if you bring it back inside,
 the next time you have to take it out, 
it's just that much harder, heavier, and 
stinks even more! Relationships are the same."


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It's stupid to sit there expecting 
everyone to love and be good be to you.

Learn to live with HATERS, appreciate 
the friction; it's what makes matchsticks LIGHT UP."


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Time And Karma: 

When A Bird Is Alive
It Eats Ants..
When The Bird Has Died
Ants Eat It..
One Tree Can Be Made Into A Million Machsticks..
But
Only One Machstick Is Needed To Burn A Million Trees..
Circumtances Can Change At Anytime..
Dont Devalue Or Hurt Anyone In This Life..
U May Be Powerful Today
But
Time Is More Powerful Than U..! 


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Don't ever do things to please people, 
such will make you regret. 
Always aim to please God. 
Seek His approval first in everything 
that you want to do or what comes your way.


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date Monday, September 29, 2014

WORLD's BEST MESSAGE for
FRIENDs ...!
I love you
but i am not your lover....,
i hug you
but i am not ur life patner....,
I care for you
but i am not from your family....,
I am ready to share your pain but
i am not in
your blood relation....

They are... Friends !
A True friend scolds like a Dad !
Cares like a Mom !
Irritates like a Sister !
Teases like a Brother !
And finally
Loves you more than a lover..


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Some people hurt by words & some by
action

but the biggest hurt i
believe is

That someone ignoring you,

when you value them bigger than
anything else!


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In every game i play i always win....
But

In love and friendship i always lose..

U Know why?

Because
I never play with It


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Everyone Wants happiness
No one needs pain,
but Its not possible to get a rainbow
without a Little rain.. 


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Wo baat kya karu jiski khabar hi na ho,
Wo dua kya karu jisme asar hi na ho.
Kaise keh du aap ko lag jaaye meri umar,
Kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho.


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date Saturday, September 27, 2014

Dil ka dard kisiko bataya na karo,
Aankhon me chuppe aansu bahaya na karo.
Log mutthi me namak liye ghumte hain,
Apne zakhm kisiko dikhaya na karo.


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Kabhi tum bhi humse baat kar liya karo,
Milne milaane ki faryaad kar liya karo.
Ek hum hai jo har baar shurwaat karte hai,
Kabhi tum bhi humein humse pehle yaad kar liya karo.


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Phooloan se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hain.
Aggar dosti karni hai to kaanton se karo,
Kyun ki woh chubh kar bhi yaad aatein hain.


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Pyar aur Maut se Darta Kaun Hai…
Pyar to ho jata he Ise Krta Kaun Hai…..!!
Hum to Kar de Pyar me Jaan Bhi
Qurban…
Par Pata to Chale hmse Pyar Karta kaun
hai…….!!


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date Thursday, September 25, 2014

Aap khud nhi janti aap kitni pyari ho
Jaan to hamari par jaan se pyaari ho
Duriyon k hone se koi fark nhi padta
Aap kl b hamari thi aaj b hamari ho…!!


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Dil Me Wafa Hothon Pe Duaa Hai Aur Koi Bhi Sahara Nahi, 
Rab Rakhde Jab Dil Me Kisi Ko Basta Koi Dobara Nahi, 
Hain Ham Wahin Ho Tum Nahin Reh Gayi Koi Kami, 
Sitam Wahi Hai Gam Wahi Reh Gayi Koi Kami


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Jahan yaad na aaye teri,
Woh tanhaai kis kaam ki.
Bigde rishte na bane,
To khudaai kis kaam ki.
Beshak apni manzil tak jana hai hamein,
Lekin jahaan se apne na dikhein,
Woh oonchaai kis kaam ki!


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date Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Nazren na hoti to nazaara na hota,
Duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
Hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
Jaake khuda se kaho ke haseeno ko banaana chhod de.


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Staying In LOVE with someone
Even If you know
You can't be together in Future

Is Like

standing In Rain 
You know
Your are Gonna b Sick
But
still You stand there Because
It Feels Great..!


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A good relation does not depend upon

how good understanding we have,

It rather depends upon how good we are

at avoiding the misunderstandings.


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Dil hona chahiye, Jigar hona chahiye,
Ashiqui ke liye hunar hona chaihye,
Nazar se nazar milne par ishq nahi hota,
Nazar ke us paar bhi ek asar hona chahiye.


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date Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Gile shikwe na dil se laga lena,
Kabhi maan jana to kabhi manaa lena,
Kal ka kya pata hum ho na ho,
Jab mauka mile thoda has lena aur hasaa dena.


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Zindagi mein kisi ko is kadar mat pyar karo,
Ki zindagi bina unke aadhori lage,
Mohhabat is kadar karo ki,
Hamari mohhabat ke bine woh aadhoori lage.


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Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge,
Nazar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiyan badalne ki zarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jayenge.


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Kashish honi chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
Lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
Waqt hone chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
Bahane to apne aap mil jayenge.


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date Saturday, September 20, 2014

Phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanton ko chhune par,
Rishton ki samajh aati hai faaslon pe rehne par,
Kuchh jazbaat aise bhi hote hain jo ankhon mein padhe nahin jaate,
Woh to nazar aate hain zubaan se kehne par.


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Just when you think its over, 
just when you think you can't continue,
just when you think your strength,
beauty and skills can't carry you any longer, 
that's just when God shows up. He is a timely God.


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Every man must walk his own path.
It is good to get advice from others 
but what may have work for that 
person may not work for you. 
Learn from others but walk your own path.


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Utha hua har hath dua ke liye nahi hota,
Jhuka hua har parda hawa ke liye nahi hota,
Apni galtiyon se bhi chirag bhuj jate hai aksar,
Kasoor hawa ka har baar nahi hota…


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date Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se,
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajah se,
Aye khuda kar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe,
Ki khushiyaan hi milein sabko hamaari wajah se.


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Jahan yaad na aaye teri,
Woh tanhaai kis kaam ki.
Bigde rishte na bane,
To khudaai kis kaam ki.
Beshak apni manzil tak jana hai hamein,
Lekin jahaan se apne na dikhein,
Woh oonchaai kis kaam ki!


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Time passes..
Memories Fade..
Feelings change..
People Leave..
But Hearts never forget..
Whatever relation You
Build Up in This World, 
The Only thing Remains At Last Is the Loneliness
with Lot's & Lot's of Memories..!!


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Pyaar karo toh dhokha mat dena,
Pyar ko aansu ka tohfa mat dena
Dil se roye koi tumhe yaad kar ke
Aisa kabhi kisi ko moka mat dena


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A blind man is not disabled; he is only 
unable to see with his eyes. Inability is not disability. 
A blind mind is worse for he cannot see a way out 
of his difficulties and he cannot see the opportunities 
around him, therefore, he suffers.


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date Monday, September 15, 2014

If you live in darkness and live 
by the light of the candle, 
then you must understand the language 
of the flames before they fade and 
before you light another.


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"It's never a waste of time or money to invest in yourself, 
no matter the source. 
True wealth begins inwards and emits 
its light outward into everything else, 
including the people you surround yourself with."


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Never beg for any relation...
Be brave enough to
ACCEPT the one's who wants to
be with you,
and
REJECT the one's who only show
they are with you..!!


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No matter how badly people treat you,
never drop down to their level,
just know you are better and walk away.


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Mene maut se jakar kaha ki tu thodey din tal jaa,
Maut ne kaha teri kisi ko jarurat nahi tu chala aa,
Mene kaha koyi h joh sirf mere liye hi jeeta hain,
Maut ne kaha esliye tu roz pani ki jagah ansoo pita h


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date Saturday, September 13, 2014

Jo aansu dil me girte h wo ankho me nahi rehte
Bahut se harf aise hain jo lafzo mein nahi rehte
Kitabo mein likhe jate hai dunya bhar ke afsane
Magar jin mein hakikat ho kitabo me nahi rehte


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Kisi k Dhadkte Dil k pichhe koi baat hote hai,

Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,

Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,

Aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti hai.


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Zubaan khamosh ankhon me nami hogi
Yahi bas meri ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi
Bharne ko toh har zakham bhar jayega
Kese bharegi wo jagah jaha teri kami hogi


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Dil k dard ko chupana jitna mushkil hai
Tut ke fir muskurana utna hi mushkil hai
Kisi k sath dur tak jao aur fir dekho,
Akele laut ke aana kitna mushkil hain.


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date Friday, September 12, 2014

Meri kalam se lafz kho gaye shayad,
Aaj wo bhi bewafa ho gaye shayad,
Jab neend khuli to palkon me paani tha,
Mere khwab mujh pe hi ro gaye shayad


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Hum jeet naa sake wo aisi shart lagane lage,
Hmari aankho ko apni aankho se milane lage
Jeet jate hum pr humne apni palkein jhuka li
Kyun ki unki palkon se aansu jo aane lage.


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Hamari rooh me na samaye hote to bhool jate tumhe
Itna kareeb na aaye hote to bhool jate tumhe.,
Ye kahtey hue ki mera talluk nahin tumse koyi,
Ankhon mein aansu na aaye hote to bhul jate tumhe.


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“If the loser smiles after losing the game, 
the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!


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Ek Faqeer tha…
Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye
Aur use kuchh na mila.
Wo phir church gaya, Phir mandir
Or  Phir gurudware.
Lekin, usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir mein wo Ek Beer bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte
woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya…
Fakir bola.
“Waah re Prabhu”
Rehte kahan ho, Aur Address kahan ka Dete ho..!


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date Thursday, September 11, 2014

Every heart has love n
pain
only way of expression
different

Girl hide in their gorgeous eyes

WHILE

Boys hide it in their handsome smile ..


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Bina Bataye Usne Na Jaane Kyon Yeh Doori Kar Di;
Bichhad Ke Usne Mohabbat Hi Adhuri Kar Di;
Mere Muqaddar Mein Gum Aaye To Kya Hua;
Khuda Ne Uski Khwaish To Puri Kar Di!


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date Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Maine Har Gum Ko Hans Kar Utha Liya;
Raaz Teri Bewafai Ka Sabse Chhipa Liya;
Mujhko To Teri Wafaon Par Yakin Tha;
Na Jane Kyon Tumne Apna Daman Chhuda Liya!


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Mila Wo Bhi Nahi Karte Mila Hum Bhi Nahi Karte;
Gila Wo Bhi Nahi Karte Shikwa Hum Bhi Nahi Karte;
Yeh Bhi Such Hai Mohabbat Unko Bhi Hai Mohabbat Humko Bhi Hai;
Izhar Wo Bhi Nahi Karte Iqrar Hum Bhi Nahi Karte!


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“I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, 
whatever happens, I’ll always think of you,
 and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. 
I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.”


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Kuch Likh Nahi Paate Kuch Suna Nahi Paate;
Haal-e-Dil Zuban Pe La Nahi Paate;
Woh Utar Gaye Hain Dil Kee Gehraiyon Mein;
Woh Samjh Nahi Paate, Hum Samjha Nahi Paate!


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Ek Nayi Book Ki Lakhon Copies 2 Din
Me Hi Bik Gayi,
.
Kyunki Title Ke
Typing
me Thodi Galati Ho Gai Thi.
.
Book Ka Name Tha..
.
.
.
“AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE" instead of LIFE


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date Tuesday, September 9, 2014



Whats More Painful?
When A Person Whom U Trust
Hurts U..
Or
A Person Whom U Hurt
Still Trusts U..?


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If you send love to anything, 
it will send love back to you as well.
The result is that both are happy


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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
 Har paper me zero aaya hai, 
Hum to yuhi chale jate hai bina 
muh dhoye exam dene, 
Aur log kehte hai,
 “saala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai”


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Gum se begana bana deti hai, chahat uski,
Main bhala kaise bhula du, ye inayat uski,

Main kabhi khud se juda, usko nahi kar paya
Meri ek umra haasil hain, mohabbat uski,

Koyi jaa kar toh itna bataa de usko,
Mujko usse bhi jyada hai, jaroorat uski…


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date Monday, September 8, 2014

Sunday, The Best Day
To Have Fun With Your Friends And Family.
Go Out And Enjoy Yourself.
Take A Break And Shake A Leg.
Break The Rules And Energize Yourself.
Wish You An Amazing Sunday.


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God could create the world in six days 
because he didn’t have to make 
it compatible with the previous version.


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Palko Ko Jhuka Kar Salaam Karte Hain

Dil Ki Har Dua Aapke Nam Karte Hain

Kabool Ho To Muskura Dena,

Aapki Muskurahat Pe,
Puri Colgate Company Qurban Karte hain!


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I daily watch ur pic..
I always wait for ur call..
I read ur msgs atlst 5 times..
I record ur voice sometimes..
b'coz I love u so much baby..
I always need to talk to u.. ...
I always want u to garb m in
ur arms..
I always want u to hold my hand..
I want to feel the magic of having a
simple hug..
b'coz I love u so much baby.. 


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Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?

Masti? NO

Timepass? NO

Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.

Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA…!!!


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date Saturday, September 6, 2014

Optimism is a happiness magnet. 
If you stay positive, 
good things and good people will be
drawn to you.


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The sun shines and warms and lights us 
and we have no curiosity to know 
why this is so; but
we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, 
and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.


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date

The day u fall in love with someone.,

U think is the happiest day of ur
life..

But in actual,

U bcme the weakest person who can't live without someone


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Do first things first, and 

second things not at all.
                  
               - Peter Drucker


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date Thursday, September 4, 2014

Strength does not come from physical capacity. 

It comes from an indomitable will.

                                        -Mahatma Gandhi


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'To be happy with a Man, love him little and understand Him a Lot..

To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her


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Girl was sitting alone in park crying and a
boy sat next to her...
Boy: Darling why do you cry?,
Girl: My heart was broken,
Boy: I will help to fix your heart,
Girl: but I'm missing d
pieces,
.
.
.
.
.
Boy : Then I will break my heart just to fix
yours


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Once you feel you are Avoided by someone,
Never Disturb Them again..!
...b'coz ,
The one who thinks;
You are Disturbing them Will never know
How much you care for Them...!!


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Just A small Difference Between Liking and Loving

Liking.
"Don't Worry Dear, Take care!"

Loving.

"Don't worry Dear, I will take Care!"...


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If you want to make your dreams come true, 

the first thing you have to do is wake up.


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date Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Success is not to be measured by the 
position someone has reached in life,
 but the obstacles
he has overcome while trying to succeed.


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date

Many people think "I
LOVE U" are
the best words to hear

but
truth is tht
"I LOVE U TOO" are the greatest
words to hear back...


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Once you feel you are Avoided by Someone,
Never Disturb Them again .. !
...B'coz ;
The One Who Thinks;
You are Disturbing Them
will never Know
How much you Care for Them.. !


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date Monday, September 1, 2014

Life is 10% what happens to us 

and 90% how we react to it.


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date

An idea can turn to dust or magic, 
depending on the talent that rubs against it.


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" Dad , can you write in the dark ?"
" I think so. What is it you want me to write ?"
Your name on this report card ".


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date

Winners lose much more often than losers. 
So if you keep losing but you're still trying, 
keepit up! 
You're right on track.


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date

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”


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Never be afraid to try something new.
 Remember, amateurs built the ark. 
Professionals built the Titanic.


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date Saturday, August 30, 2014

A Simple FORMULA For A
"HAPPY LIFE" ;

Never Try To DEFEAT Anyone,
Just Try To WIN Everyone.

&

Don't Laugh 'AT' Anyone,
But Laugh 'WITH' Everyone...


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One side love :
Its when u hide n still say we are just frndz,
but..
Silently in tears u miss your sweetheart n
say :
" I love u a lot dear but u can't be mine..."


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You don't love someone for their looks, 
or their clothes, or their fancy car, 
but because they sing a song only you can hear.


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date

Santa:- Maa mei  bda ho kar airforce me jaunga,
Maya :- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai,
Santa :- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga,..


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A Cute thought about love-
The person who loves you can do anything
for your just one smile..
Even after knowing that he/she is
not ur future..
Thats whats called TRUE LOVE.. 


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date Friday, August 29, 2014

There are only two rules for being successful. 
One, figure out exactly what you want to do,
and two, do it.


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There are two primary choices in life: 
to accept conditions as they exist, or 
accept the
responsibility for changing them.


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In Life,
Love is never planned.
It does not happen for a reason.
But when love is real,
it becomes your plan for life and your reason for living.... 


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When you hurt by the person who is
very close to you.
Do fight with him/her.
Because sometimes
fight saves relation...
But..
Being silent just increases gaps..


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date Thursday, August 28, 2014

Girl : I wanna go somewhere with you..

Boy : Where do you wanna go??

Girl : (giggle) the moon!
So we can stare at the world...

Boy : okay... But, I'm gonna stare at you the entire time...

Girl : what?
Why?

Boy: Cause you are my world...


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When you are important to another
person ,
that person always find a way
to
make time for you,
No excuses,
No lies
No broken promises


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Anyone can do something when they WANT to do it.
 Really successful people do things
when they don't want to do it.


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date

Being defeated is only a temporary condition; 
giving up is what makes it permanent...


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A Month before Exams, we prefer the books of
          Foreign Authors
A Week before Exams, We prefer the books of 
          Local Authors

A day before Exam,
trying to read Our own Notes

On the day of Exam,
We Become Authors

"Yaar! Tu bass Heading bata baaki main khud likh lunga...


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In newyork a man watching a movie at home 
and suddenly shouts NOOOO, 
don't go inside the Church its a trap !!

Wife :- what are you watching ?
Man :- our wedding DVD.


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date Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Husband :- I found aladin's lamp today.
Wife :- wow, what did u ask for darling ?.
Husband :- I asked him to increase your brain ten times.
Wife :- oh Darling, I love you so much , did he do that ?
Husband :- He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.


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The brain is the most outstanding organ. 
It works for 24 hours, 365 days,
 right from your birth, 
.
until you step in the exam hall.


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Dil hi dil me dil ki bat ho jayegi,
Aaine me dekhiye mujhse baat  ho jayegi,
Shikwa na karo mujhse Milne ka,
Aankhe band karo khawabo me mulaqaat ho jayegi


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Wife :-Kal rat tum mujhe nind mein galiya q kyun de rahe the ?
Husband :- tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife:- kaisi galat fehmi ?
Husband :- yahi ki main nind mein tha...


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Patni :- pati se shadi se pehle ap
 roj gift dete the, par ab nahi dete kyun?
.
Tune kabhi kisi machware ko machli pakadne
ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai..



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Jiss din band ho gayi meri Aankhein,
Kayi Aankhon se uss din aansu barseinge,
Jo kehte hai bahut bolta hai,
Kabhi wohi meri Aawaz sunne ko tarseinge.


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date Monday, August 25, 2014

Love is like two people holding a rubber band,
we pull,
then when one person let’s go,
it’s The Person Who Held On That Gets Hurt!!!!


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DRIVING IN PUNJAB.

(1)The one who drives faster than you gets: “Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu…”

(2)The one who drives slower than you gets: “Gaddi chalauni aundi nai.. Par laini zaroor aa..”.

(3)And finally the one who drives equal to you: “Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!” 


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Things in Boys room Before marriage:

Perfumes

Love letters

Laptops

Cards

Nokia Lumia

.

And After marriage:

Pain killers

Loan papers

Unpaid bills

Huggies

Nokia 1100


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Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. 


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Arz kiya hai-

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

wah wah… wah wah

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

aur

Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Deewaane fir bhi Latak jate hain.


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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door?.

A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.

Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!!

Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?

Salesman: – Why Madam?

Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!! :-P  :-P

MORAL: – Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client… & over smartness in India can be deadly.


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Motivation is a fire from within. 
If someone else tries to light 
that fire under you, 
chances are it will burn very briefly.


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date Saturday, August 23, 2014

Sometimes you just got 
to give yourself what 
you wish someone else 
would give you.


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Many great ideas go unexecuted, 
and many great executioners 
are without ideas. 
One without
the other is worthless.


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Take the first step in faith. 
You don't have to see the whole staircase, 
just take the first step."


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Keep away from people who 
try to belittle your ambitions. 
Small people always do that, but
the really great make you feel that you, 
too, can become great.


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Kaam ki kya baat karte ho, 
log chehre Tak bhool jate hai, 
tum samundar ki baat karte ho, 
dubne wale toh aankho me Bhi doob jate hai,..


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Pyar karke usey Dil se  Mitana Mushkil tha, 
toh tufan palko mein rok pana mushlil tha, 
Aasan laga use yaad karke mar jana, 
kyunki bhool k usey jee pana mushkil tha,..


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date Friday, August 22, 2014

Woh Keh Gaye mere Intzaar mat karna,
Mai kahu toh mera Eitbaar Na karna,
Ye Bhi kaha ke mujhe pyar nahi hai Tumse, 
or ye Bhi Keh gaye ke kisi or se pyar mat Karna,.


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Sapno ki treh aakar chale gaye,
Gamo ki nind sulakar chale gaye,
Kis bhool ki sazaa di humko,?
Pehle hasaya or fir rula kar chale gaye,..


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Koi shaam aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad  dekar,
Hum toh us shaam ka Intzaar karte hai Jo aaye tumhe sath lekar


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Tod kar agar kasam khayi hai, 
kabhi yaad karne mein kya burai hai,
yaad unko kiye bina reh Bhi toh nahi pate,
dil mein jageh Jo unhone kuch aisi bnai hai,,


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Log kehte hai jise hadd se jayada mohabbat karo 
woh pyar ki kadar nahi karta 
" Par " 
such toh ye hai ki pyar ki kadar 
Jo Bhi karta hai usey koi pyar hi nahi karta,..


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Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote


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date Thursday, August 21, 2014

Desire is the starting point 
of all achievement, not a hope, 
not a wish, but a keen pulsating
desire which transcends everything.


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Whatever you do will be insignificant, 
but it is very important that you do it.


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What you get by achieving your goals 
is not as important 
as what you become by achieving
your goals.


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In any situation, 
the best thing you can do is 
the right thing; 
the next best thing you can do is 
the wrong thing; 
the worst thing you can do is 
nothing.


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Losers visualize the penalties of failure. 

Winners visualize the rewards of success.


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Take up one idea. 
Make that one idea your life -- think of it, 
dream of it, live on that idea. 
Let the brain, muscles, nerves, 
every part of your body, 
be full of that idea, 
and just leave every other idea alone. 
This is the way to success. 


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Its Better To Cry Than To Be Angry
Bcoz
Anger Hurts Others..
While Tears Flow Silently Through
The Soul
And
Cleanses The Heart..!


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date Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Girl: You Said You Will Be Closing
Your Eyes While You Kiss Me, But
You Didn’t !!

Boy: You Too Said The Same And
You Also Didn't Close Your Eyes

Girl: I Was Watching You Whether
You Have Closed Your Eyes Or Not,
So Only I Didn’t Close My Eyes

Boy: I Was Watching You Whether
You Are Watching Me Or Not, So
Only I Didn’t Close My Eyes.


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You can show love 2
everyone but

You can show anger to only who is close
2 U,

so "anger" is always

higher "love"..  


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A boy was busy doing some 
important work in office...

His gf called up..
Gf: Did I disturb u..??

Reply was so amazing..
Boy: Ya... But whats life without being disturbed by the right person..  


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It's easy to fall in love 
with cute face. 
But in the end, 
you have to deal with character, 
Not the beauty.


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Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch!
Husband Trolled by wife 


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date Tuesday, August 19, 2014

5 TRUTH OF LIFE.. . . .

1. nobody is real in this world except
Mother.. . . .
2. a poor person has no friends.. .
3. people do not like good thoughts
they like good looks.. .
4. people respect the money not
the person.. .
5. the person you love the most,
will hurt you the most


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What is the meaning of true friend?
.
.
Jab ek dost apni akhiri
saansein le raha ho
.
.
Aur uska dost ankho mein
aansu le aye aur kahe,
.
.
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*Chal uth Yaar Aaj last time
Maut ki Class Bunk Krte hain*


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Man to a Lady In a Crowded mall: I have Lost My Wife, 
Will you Please talk to Me for A second


Lady: why?


Man: because whenever I Talk to Ladies She Appears From nowhere like a ghost...
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