Chahkar bhi kabhi na tumko bhula payenge hum,
karte hain vaada ye nibha payenge hum.
Khud ko fanaa kar denge is jahaan se hum,
Par naam tera na dil se mita payenge hum.


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date Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Ye baat hawaon ko bataye rakhna,
Roshni hogi chiragon ko jalaye rakhna,
Lahu dekar jiski hifazat humne ki aise,
TIRANGE ko sada dil me basaye rakhna.
HAPPY INDIAN INDEPENDENCE DAY


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date Thursday, August 15, 2013

Apni Taqdir me toh kuch aise hi silsiley likhe hai,
Kisi ne waqt guzarne ke liye apna bana liya toh,
Kisi ne apna bana kar waqt guzar liya. 


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date Saturday, July 13, 2013

Tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi mein,
Ke hum yeh zamana hi bhool gaye,
Tumhe yaad na aaye hamari kabhi,
Par hum toh tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye. 


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date Thursday, July 11, 2013

Life is too deep for words...
So don't try to describe it !
Just LIVE it...
Nothing in life is to be answered.
It is only to be Understood...! :-)


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date Saturday, June 29, 2013

If you can, Help others..
If you can't do that..
At least do not harm them.


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date Friday, June 28, 2013

In rain you must be feeling to go out
Dance around
Sing songs
Meet friends
Jump around
No worry...
Every Frogs Feel The Same....;-)


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Ques:- What is the Full-form of Maths??
Ans:- Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.


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date Thursday, June 27, 2013

Argument between British and India. 
British:- We spoiled your mother land for 200 years. 
India:- We are spoiling your mother tongue daily.


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Love is not all about the smile,
But also about tears.
That will be converted into a smile.


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date Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Tujhe pane ki isliye zid nahin karta,
Ki tujhe khone ko dil nahin karta,
Tu milta he to isliye najrein nahin uthate,
Ki phir najrein hatane ko dil nahin karta,
Ki tera dil dukhane ko dil nahin karta,
Khwabon me isliye tujhko nahin sajate,
Ki phir neend se jaagne ko dil nahin karta.


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date Thursday, June 6, 2013

Tu hi bata Ae dil tuje samjau kaise?
Jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise?
Yu toh har Tammana Aur Ehsaas hai wo Mera.
Magar us Ehsaas ko yeh Ehsaas Dilau kaise. 


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date Tuesday, May 21, 2013


Gam ko bechkar khusi kharid lenge,
Khwaab bechkar zindagi kharid lenge,
Hoga imtihaan to dekhegi duniya,
Khud ko bechkar apki khusi kharid lenge.


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Zindagi hamesha kuchh naya dikhayegi
Kabhi hasengi to kabhi rulayegi
Is par bharosa mat karna
Ye zindagi hai na jane kis mod pe akela chhod jayegi.


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date Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Ek Train me yatra karte hue do Girls baat kar rahin thi..
First Girl - Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Second Girl - Mujhe ek CROREPATI pati chahiye.
First Girl - Agar CROREPATI nahin mila to.
Second Girl - To 50 lakh k 2 pati bhi chalenge.
First Girl - Agar 50 lakh wala bhi nahin mila to.
Second Girl - To 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge.
In dono ki baat sunkar upar ki berth par baitha hua SANTA bola
"Jab ye 100 rupaye par aaye to mujhe utha dena."


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date Monday, February 4, 2013

Mohabbat mujhe uske hushna se nahin,
Uski adaon se hai...
Varna.......
Haseen log to bazar me sare-aam bika karte hain.


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Nasheeli Aankhon se jab vo humein dekhte hain,
hum ghabrakar aankhein jhuka lete hain.
Kaun milaye un aankhon se aankhein,
Suna hai vo najron se dil chura lete hain.


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KG girl & boy
Boy:- Can i kiss ur hand.
Girl :- why??
Are my lips poisonous...??
Boy :- Baap re mai to pogo dekhta hu,
ye to HBO dekh ke aai hai...

p :D :O :D...


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Santa, Banta aur Pappu picnic pe gaye,
Pahuchne k baad yaad ayaki pepsi ghar bhul gye.
Decide hua ki Pappu ghar se pepsi layega.
Pappu ki ek shart thi ki 
jab tak main na aau koi samose nahi khaega.
2 din guzar gaye, pappu nahi aya.
4 din guzar gaye, nahi aya.
Santa Banta ne socha ab samosa kha lene chahye..
Jese hi santa -banta samose khane lage...
Ped k peeche se Pappu nikla aur bola:
Aise cheating karoge to main pepsi lene nahi jaunga!


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Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha.
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai.
Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya 
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:
"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai"
Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu"
Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:

"haanbol tu kaun hai..??.
Santa:"ji mai Bimaar hu".. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai.


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Bachha- Maa me kaise paida hua?
Maa- Maine ek ghada liya. Usme mitti daali. Thoda sa paani daala.
        Kuchh din baad usme se tum nikale.

Bachhe ne bhi aisa hi kiya-
Kuchh din baad us ghade me se ek mendak nikala
Bachha- Dil to karta he Tujhe jaan se maar doon, magar kya karoon?? Tu meri aulaad hai..


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date Sunday, February 3, 2013

Jab aap jeevan me safal hote hain,
Tab aapke doston ko pata chalta he ki aap kaun hain.
Jab aap jeevan me asafal hote hain,
Tab pata chalta he ki aapke dost kaun hain.


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‎1 muslim girl exam me Hindu boy se 
Excuse me BHAIJAAN!
BOY-chup kar
Ek to Exam ne itna confuse kiya hai, 
Upar se tu aur confuse kar rahi hai
Ya to BHAI bol le ya phir JAAN...


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Matt pooch mere dost gunahon ki saja kya hogi
Yeh mera usool-e-dosti hai ki iljaam chaahe jo bhi lage tujh par
Saja mere liye hi mukarrar hogi...


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Maana ki saara jahaan aapke saath hoga,
Khushi ka har lamha aapke paas hoga.
Par jab mit jayengi saansein humari,
Us din aapko humari kami ka ehsaas hoga.


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date Thursday, January 17, 2013

Mil ke bichhadna dastoor hai zindagi ka,
Humein ye tohfa manjoor hai zindagi ka.
Khuda kare bana rahe ye paak rishta humara sada,
Tab tak ye tohfa kabool hai zindagi ka.


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With all the Roses Perfume
With all the lights in the world 
With all the children Smiles...
I Wish you that your all dreams comes True
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013


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date Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Like Chocolate Cake Goes Perfect With Wine
My New Year Will Be Imperfect Without You.
Please Be With MeOn This New Year Forever.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


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