New Year with New girlfriend.
New Year With New Job.
New Year With New Hope.
But Always Celebrate New Year with Old Friends...
Happy New Year's Day!!


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date Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Ek ladki thi diwani si, Mobile lekar chalti thi,
najare jhuka ke, mobile me kuchh karti thi,
jab bhi milti thi mujhse yahi poocha karti thi,
Ye Chaloo kaise hota hai.


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date Monday, December 26, 2011

Mujhe to apno ne loota,
Gairon me kahaan dum tha.
Meri Haddi vahaan tooti,
jahaan Hospital band tha.
Mujhe jis ambulance me daala,
Uska petrol khatm tha.
Mujhe rikshey me isliye bithaya,
kyun ki uska kiraya kam tha.
Mujhe Doctoron ne uthaya,
Nurson me kahaan dum tha.
Mujhe jis bad per litaya,
Uske neeche bam tha.
Mujhe to bam se udaya,
Goli me kahaan dum tha.
Aur mujhe sadak me dafnaya,
kyun ki Kabristaan me function tha.


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BETTER TRUTH....

If you Regularly message your friends, you Won't got any response.
But if you message them from Unknown Number Everyone will respond

People have time 4 Unknown but Not for Known.
And i agree with that.


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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur raatein roshan ho,
Kamyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere Yaar.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE


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Unhein koi aur bhi Chahe is baat se hum Thoda-Thoda jalte hain.
Par fakr hai humein is baat ka, ki Sab humari chahat pe marte hain.


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Bus Ek Chhoti si haan Kar Do,
Humare Naam Is Tarah Saara Jahan Kar Do.
Wo Mohabbatein Jo Tumharay Dil Me Hain,
Un Ko Zuba Per Lao Aur Bayaan Kar Do
Aaj Bus Aap Kaho Aur Kehtay He Jao
Hum Bus Sunein Aisa Be-Zuban Kar Do
Hoi Purani Daastan Heer Raajha Ke
Tareekh Mohabbat Ke Phir Say Jawan Kar Do
Aa Jao Ke Aisa Toot Ker Chahu Tumhein
Humaari Mohabbat Ko Mohabbat Ka Nishan Kar Do
Apnay Dil May Is Tarah Chupa Lo Mujh Ko
Rahu Hameesha Is May Aisa Mera Makan Kar Do.


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Hamara Exam tha or hum udaas ho gaye,
Humne puri sheet pe apki tasvir bana dali or hum pass ho gye.

Kaise?

Kyun ki paper drawing ka tha aur cartoon banana tha.


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Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai,
1 pal ki judaai muddat si lagti hai,
Pehle nahi soch tha ab sochne lage hai hum,
Zindagi k har lamho me teri zarurat si lagti hai.


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date Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Woh Mausam Wo Bahar Bhi Uske Samne Kam Thi,
Uske Saath Guzra Wo Waqt Wo Fiza Bhi Num Thi,
Per Kya Kare Ae Zalim
Apne Hathon Mein Mohabbat Ki Lakir Hi Kam Thi.


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kuch fitrat hi aisi hui ki,
pyar se jeene ki surat na hui.
jinhe chaha vo mil na sake,
jo mile un se mohabbat na hui.


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Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li,
rahe dono khamosh par baat karli.
Mohabbat ki fiza ko jab khush paya,
in aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li…


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Unki Mohabbat ke abhi nishaan baki hai,
Naam lab par hai aur jaan baki hai .
Kya hua agar dekh kar muh pher lete hai,
Tasalli hai ki shakal ki pehchaan baki hai


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Aasmaan aaj fir se roya hai,
naakaam aashiqon ke haar me ek aur moti piroya hai,
koi to bataye kaha mera mehboob khoya hai,
mohabbat ki kabr me mera ye pyar soya hai.


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Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,
vo aankho se waar karti hain.
maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,
ki vo kitno se pyaar karti hain.


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Mohabbat ke bina zindagi fizool hai,
Par mahobbat ke bhi apne ussol hai.
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfate,
Par aap ho mehboob toh sab kubul hai.


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Hawaa Ke Jhoko Ka Khyaal Rakhna,
Jo beet Gaya Use Kya Yaad Rakhna.

Dena Chahte Ho Agar Khushiyaan Hume,
To Khush Rahna Aur Apna Khyaal Rakhna....


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date Thursday, December 8, 2011

Ramlal- THAKUR GABBAR ne bahu rani ki izzat lut li hai.
Thakur- To kya?
Ramlal-bhu rani puch rahi hai. Badla lena hai ya payment le loon.


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date Monday, December 5, 2011

Apke bathroom me 1 hafte se camera laga hai,
Aur ab dekho apni nahate samay ki Photo…

Oh… Ho.! Ye kya
Hafte bhar se Nahaye hi nahi..
Chi – Chi


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Yadon ka ye karvan hamesha rahega,
Door hote hue bhi pyar whi rahega,
maaf karna mil nahi paate aapse,
Yakin rakhna in aankhon me intezar whi rahega.


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Ummidon ki shama dil me mat jalana,
Is jaha ke safar me kho na jana,
Aaj mood me the to SMS kar diya,
Par roz roz intezar me palke mat bichana..


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Jabse....
Ek sapna fisal gaya hathon se... kahke..."Alvida"
Bahut pee hai teri aankhon se humne,
Maykhane par jaane ko ab ji nahin karta..
Dekhi hai laali tere surkh labon pe aksar
Ugate suraj ka najara karne ko ab ji nahin karta..
Maheka he mere aashiyana teri hasin yaadon se,
Phoolon se use sajane ko ab ji nahin karta...
Mili hai tanhai mujhe tere pyaar ki saugaat me,
Kisi aur se dil lagane ko ab ji nahin karta...
Lamha-2 lamha karta hoon bas tera hi intezaar,
Is kadar pal-pal marne ko ab ji nahin karta...


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Chale the cunne khushiyon ke phool,
Bagiya me kaante chubhte to achha tha.

Patjadh ko hai phoolon ke ruksat hone ka intezaar,
Mausam pyaar ka yun na badalta to achha tha.

Zindagi me mila hai aksar apno se dokha,
Ek ajnabi ko is kadar na milte to achha tha.

Muskil hai bayaan apni tanhaai ka,
Kismat se pyaar kisi ka milta to achha tha.


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Kehnde ishQ nu nasha kyu. .
Hundi ashiQi ki cheej..
Loki ashiQan nu kehnde kahton pyar de mareej. .
Es Raaj ton sda he asi rehnde anjane. .
Ne bahaar kihnu kehnde tenu vekheya tan jaane. .!
Pehla pyar kihnu kehnde tenu vejheya tan jaane. .!


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Doctor
ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye.
MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution
istemal ho.
BAARAT ambulance me jaye,
SHAADI hospital me ho.
PHOTO ki
jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di
jaye,
...
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye.
DULHAN k
gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
Aur
maja to tab aaye jab
Dr. shaadi k baad bole NEXT PLZ ! Gdn8! tk cr frndzzzzzzzz!


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Rab insaan k irade aajmata hai,
khwabo ki chadar ankho se hatata hai,
har rishte ka ehsaas dil me rakhna,
kyun ki ek ehsaas hi hai jo rishto ko banata hai..!


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Boy:I luv U Tum dunya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho
girl:Acha par tumhare piche mujh se bhi zyada haseen ladki khadi h

Boy mud k piche dekhta h par waha koi nai hota

grl:Agar tum such me mujhse pyar karte to kbhi piche na dekhte "I hate u"

Boy:chalo Jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga,
.
.
girl: LO !! Ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi nai kar sakti.. ;)


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date Thursday, December 1, 2011

Heart surgery operation theatre k bahar likha tha-

Agr dil khol lete apna yaro k sath
to aaj kholna na padta auzaron k sath.

So "share ur lyf with frnds................


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date Sunday, November 27, 2011

Pee hai sharab har gali har dukan se,
Ek dosti si ho gayi hai sharab ke jaam se,
Gujre hue hai hum kuchh aise hi mukam se ,
koi nafarat si ho gayi hai mohabbat ke naam se.


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Dard tha dil me pr kabhi dikhaya nhi,
Aansu the ankho me pr kabhi dikhaya nhi,
Yehi fark h Dosti or Pyar me
Ishq ne Hasne na diya or dosto ne kabhi Rulaya nhi............!!!!!


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date Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Wo kareeb hi na aye to ejhar kya karte,
khud bane nisana to sikar kya karte,
mar gaye par khuli rahi aankhe
esse jayda kisi ka entjar kya karte.


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Wife-what are you doing?
Husband- Makhiya Maar raha hoon,
Wife-Kitni Maari,
Huband- 3Boy/2girl,
Wife-Kaise Pata Chala,
Huband-Coz, 3 Daaru ki Botal se Chipki thi aur 2 Phone Pe..


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date Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Tum zindagi na sahi
Dost bankar to zindagi me aao
Tum hasi na sahi
muskan bankar to zindagi me aao.

Tum haqiqat na sahi
khyaal bankar to zindagi me aao
Tum najar na sahi
Yaad bankar to zindagi me aao.

Tum dil na sahi
dhadkan bankar to zindagi me aao
tum gajal na sahi
shayari bankar to zindagi me aao.

Tum khushiyaan na sahi
gam bankar to zindagi me aao
tum paas na sahi
Ehsaas bankar to zindagi me aao.

Tum paas na sahi
Ehsaas bankar to zindagi me aao
Tum kal na sahi
Aaj bankar to zindagi me aao
tum zindagi na sahi
dost bankar to zindagi aao..


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date Sunday, November 20, 2011

Rah_E_Wafa Me Sazaon Ko Kon Dekhy Ga,
Safar He Dhoop Ka Chaon Ko Kon Dekhy Ga,
Hum Apni Zid Pe Aye To Cheen LenGe Tuje,
Tere Shehar Ki Ghataon Ko Kon Dekhy Ga,
Bichar To Jayen Magar Phir Khayal Aata Hai,
Teri In Dilkash Aadaon Ko Koun Dekhy ga.


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Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
`
Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta..
`
Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…
`
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum…
`
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai,
Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi…..
samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya karte Hai…..!


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TERA rooh-e-mohtaj,T ERE
HATH choom lu.
JO bas chale TERI har bat
choom lu.

Choo jaye TERE "JISM" ko
Barish ki boondh.Wo boondh kia,Barish kia
Mahsoom-e-Barsa t choom lu.

Ajaye tu kabi khuwab main
Bhool kr agar
Wo KHUWAAB kia,NEEND kia,
Wo RAAT choom lu.

Mujhe kuch nhi chahiye bas!
KHALI haath pe mere
Rakh de tu Apna haath,
Main wo HAATH choom lu.

Tu ROTA hua lag jaye
Mere SEENE se kabhi
Main TERE "HONT"
TERI "ANKHAIN"
TERI "Sari ZAAT" choom lu..


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Kuch patharon me phul khil jate hain
kuch anjane b apne bn jate hai
nasib k bat hai kuch lasho ko kafan nasib nhi hota
aur kuch lasho par Tajmahal ban jate hai.


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Mohabbat kya hai ye ab tak me jaan na paya!
Kahi divangi kabhi pagalpan hai batlaya!
Koi Kahta mohabbat naam har dam saath rahne ka !
Jo baante har khushi milke har gam saath rahne ka !
Chale har raah tere saath jaise ho tera saaya !


Mohabbat kya laila aur majnoo ki kahani me !
Ya mumtaj ki yaadon bhari is nishani me !
ki hai jo heer aur raanjhe ke kisson me paaya !


Mohabbat naam apne pyaar par sab kuch lutane ka !
Na ho afsos khatir yaar ke sab kuch gavane ka!
Rahe vo dur jitna mann k paas hi aaya!

Ye vo ahsaas jo rishto me bandh kar rah nahin sakta !
Kare mahsoos na koi khud hai kya kah nahin sakta !
Samajh aaya na bin jamane bhar ne samjhaya !


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date Saturday, November 19, 2011

Mor nachte hue b rota h.
Or
Hans marte hue b gaata hai.
Ye jindagi ka funda hai,
Dukho wali raat neend nahi aati
Or
Khushi Wali raat kaun sota hai


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Beshak kuch waqt ka intjar mila humko,
Par sab se badh kar yaar mila humko.
Na rahi tammana kisi jannat ki yaar
Teri dosti se wo pyar mila humko.


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Jiye hue lamho ko Zindgi kahte hain,
jo dil ko sukun de use khusi kahte hain.
Jiske hone ki khusi se zindgi mile,
aise hi risto ko hum DOSTI aur pyaar kahte hain.


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Roshni ho to diya jalta hai,
Shama ho to parwana jalta hai..
Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai,
Aap jaise saathi ho to zamana jalta hai.


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date Friday, November 11, 2011

Aye Zindagi Mujh Se Ye Daga Na Kar,
Mai us Ke Bina Jiyun Ye Dua Na Kar.
Koi Dekhe bhi use To Hoti Hai Jalan,
Aye Hawa To Bi Ab use Chua Na Kar…


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Teachr: I love you ka janam kahan hua.
Boy:China me.

Kyon k Iski na koi waranty aur na koi guarantee;.
Chale to chand tak, na chale to sham tak.


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"Kisi ne mujhse pucha k tum use pane k liye kis hdd tk ja skte ho"
maine muskura kr kha..
"Agr haddein paar krni hoti to use kb ka paa liya hota".


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date Thursday, November 10, 2011

Zara si baat der tak rulati rahi,
khushi me bhi aankhein aansu bahati rahi.
Koi kho ke mila to koi mil ke kho gya,
zindagi humko bas aise hi aazmati rahi.


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Teacher-Aaj short skirt kyun Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl-Sir Aaj Half Day Hai Na Isliye,
Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na.


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It is vry hard 4 a grl 2 judge a boy whether he luvs her...

Boys take 3 seconds,

1sec-Kya ldki h yr..
2nd-Mst h bhai..
3rd-Bhai muje pyar ho gya.... :P


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Bite pal PHIR aa nahi sakte,
sukhe PHUL phir khil nahi sakte,
kabhi-2 lagta he aap hume yaad nahi karte,
par dil kehta he ki aap hume bhul nahi sakte.


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Mirza Ghalib farmate hain-

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To

Film "Tere naam" dekh lo


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Insaniyt Insan Ko Insan Bana Deti He.
Lagan Har Muskil Ko Asaan Bana Deti He
Varna Kon Jata Mandiro Me Astha Hi Hai
Jo Pathro Ko Bagwan Bana Deti He............!


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Tere Sheher-E-Wafa K Logon Ne,
Pehle Pyar Kiya Phir Chhor Dia,
Mujhe Sagar Samajh K Peetey Thay,
Jab Piyas Bujhi Tab Torr Diya…


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Zindagi ke kisi mod pe Aapko koi Faisla karna ho to
Apne Dil ki suno Qki Dil Bhale Hi LEFT Me Hota Hai
Magar Faisla Hamesha RIGHT Hota hai.


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Phool se pehle khushboo ko to dekho,
Karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
Kisi ke roop mein diwana naa bano,
Surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho.


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Iss rang badalti duniya mein,
Insaan ki niyaat theek nahi,
Kashti ko sambhalo maujo se,
Toofan ki niyaat theek nahi !!!


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"Bezzati" Aur "Biwi" Ek jaisi Hoti h.
Achhi tabi hi lagti h.
jab doosre ki hoti hai.


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date Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Alag-Alag ladko ki Girlfriend apne Boyfriend se is prakar lad rahi thi-
Pilot ki Girlfriend- jyada ud mat samjha
Teacher ki- mujhe mat sikha samjha
Daaton ke doctor ki- Daant tod haat me de dungi
CA ki- hisaab se rah samjha
Aur
Engineer ki- Pehle naukari to dhoondh le phir baat karna.


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Hanskar jeena dastoor hai zindgi ka.
Ek yahi kissa mashhur h zindgi ka.
Beete huye pal kabhi laut kar nahi ate
Yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindgi ka.


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Apne dost ke liye jaan dena mushkil nahin hai,
jitna mushkil aise dost ko dhoondhna jis par jaan di jaa sake.


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Ek Ladki apne boyfriend ke saath ghoom rahi thi.
Baap ne dekh liya to ladki ko phone kiya.
Baap: Beti, kahaan ho?
Beti: Exam dene aayi hoon PAPA.
Baap: Beti, jara dhyaan se Exam dena. Is exam ka result aaya to jaan le loonga.


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"Ek ladka ek ladki ek doosre se bahut pyaar karte the"
Ek din ladka mar gaya to marne k baad kahta hai ladki se-
Ek vaada tha tera har vaade ke peeche, tu milegi mujhe har khidki har darwaje k peeche,
kyun tu nikali itni bewafa, ek tu hi nahin thi mere janaje ke peeche,
ladki aankh me aansu bhar ke kahti hai ki-
Mera ek vaada tha har vaade ke peeche main miloongi tujhe har khidki har darwaaje ke peeche,
ek bas tune hi mudkar nahin dekha tha, ek janaja aur tha tere janaje ke peeche.


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date Sunday, November 6, 2011

khubsurat hai zindagi khwab ki tarah,
jane kab tut jaye kanch ki tarah,
mujhe na bhulna kisi bat ki tarah
apne dil me hi rakhna 1 yad ki tarah.


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Flowers will die sun will set..
But u r ma love dat i wont 4get.. Ur name is
so precious,it will nvr grow old.


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Mujhe rona nhi aata.
Mujhe khona nhi aata.
K tum bin jeena... mushkil hai. Jo dard tum
dena chahte ho mujhe sehna nhi ata.


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Tum to jeet jate ho Larr jhagar kr b.
Dekho mujhe to Larna b nhi ata.
Tum to khush reh loge mere bin.
Dekho tumhare bin to mujhe Jeena bhi nhi aata!


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Log jab pouchtey hain kay kon hai jo teri ye halat kar gaya ? Ghalib,
Mein muskura ke kehta hun us ka naam mere shiwa kisi ke LABB par acha nhi lagta.


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Mujhe tanhaiyon mein youn tanha mat chhora karo,
Dar lagta hai kahin ye mujhe apna na bana lein.


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Khuda Pyar Sabko Deta He DIL Bhi Sabko Deta hia,
DIL Me Basne Wala Bhi Sabko Deta He But,
DIL Ko Samajne Wala Nasib Walo Ko Hi Deta hai.


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Diye se mat pucho baki tel kitna hai
sanson se mat pucho baki khel kitna hai,
puchna hai to pucho jalte hue murde se
ki zindagi me gum aur kafan me sukun kitna hai.


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chand lamhe hi mile tere pas ane k liye, teri judai kafi hai zindagi bhar rulane k liye.
zindagi har pal kahti hai mujhe sharab me doob jaane k liye,
tere jaane ke baad mera aalam kya hoga, shabd nahin hain mere paas batane ke liye.


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date Tuesday, October 18, 2011

True lover vs God-

Mujhse kaha khuda ne mat kar intzaar uska is janam mein milna muskil h,
meine bhi keh diya lene de majja intzaar ka is janam na hi agle janam to mumkin h.

Phir usne kha mat kar itna intzaar tu bahut pachtayega,
muskura kar meine kha dekhte h tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega,

Phir usne kaha hata usko tujhe jannat ki hur se milwata hun,
meine kha niche aake dekh meri jaan ka muskurata chehra tujhe jannat ki hoor bhulata hun.

Tilmilakar usne kha mat bhul apni aukat akhir tu ek insan h,
MEINE kha to mila de mujhe meri jaan se aur sabit kar tu hi bhagwan hai.


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date Tuesday, September 6, 2011

One Big day is going to over.Recollect the moments,which happened today.Feel the Strength
of relation. Go to bed Good Night


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date Tuesday, August 30, 2011

When the nght comes, luk at the sky.
If u see a falling star, don`t wonder why,
jst make a wish. Trust me, it will come true


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Death is not the biggest loss in life, the biggest loss is When Relationships die among us when we are alive" so keep ur relation alive.


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date Tuesday, August 23, 2011

A frog asked pandit:-
wats my future.
He said a beutiful girl is gong 2 touch u everywhere.
Xcited frog asked wen, where n how?
Pandit: Nxt year in BIO PRACTICAL.


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date Monday, August 22, 2011

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form of class?
Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping


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1 Pagal tha…
Bilkul Pagal Tha…
Jabardast Pagal Tha…
Bahot khtarnak Pagal tha…
Aap mat ghabrao,
Aap ke samne to vo kuch bhi nahi tha…


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A coin is easy to earn,
but a friend is hard to find,
Coin depreciate, but a friend appreciate,
i lost a coin 4 this msg,
but gained a priceless friend…


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Aisa lagta hai kuch hone ja raha hai,
Mithe sapno me koi khone ja raha hai,
Dhimi kar de roshni apne aye chand,
Dost mera ab sone ja raha hai..


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Maja aata hai tumko satane me,
Ruthe na koi to kya maja manane me,
Ek aap he se to hai aapni khusi,
Warna kya rakha hai is zamane me..


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Santa’s Girl friend to Santa :
Meri Maa aapko bahot pasand karti hai,
After a long thought Santa says-
Kuch bhi ho jaye, shaddi to tujse hi karunga


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ADVANCE HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!
BCOZ Kabir G ne kaha tha "KAL KARE SO AAJ KAR AAJ KARE SO AB!
Network Jaam ho jaayega to phir karega kab.


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date Saturday, August 6, 2011

Hitlar chala gaya,
Saddam mar gaya,
Laden ka pata nahi,
Gabbar raha nahi,
Aur aap bhi dhikhte nahi hein…
Lagta hai Dharti se PAAP mit raha hai…


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date Thursday, July 28, 2011

अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,
ख़ुशी के मारे बुरा हाल था!
खुशियाँ कुछ यूँ उमड़ रही थीं,
की संभाले नहीं संभल रही थी!!सुबह सुबह मेडम का चाय लेकर आना,
थोडा शर्माते हुए हम नींद से जगाना,
वो प्यार भरा हाथ हमारे बालों में फिराना,
मुस्कुराते हुए कहना की डार्लिंग चाय तो पी लो,
जल्दी से रेडी हो जाओ आपको ऑफिस भी जाना है!!


घरवाली भगवान् का रूप लेकर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग दोनों पर छाई थी
सांस भी लेते थे तो नाम उसी का होता था,
एक पल भी जीना दूर दुस्वार होता था!!

५ साल बाद………..

सुबह सुबह मेडम का चाय लेकर आना
टेबल पर रख कर जोर से चिल्लाना,
आज ऑफिस जाओ तो मुन्ना को श्कूल छोड़ते हुए जाना……………

एक बार फिर वोही आवाज आयी,
क्या बात है अभी तक छोड़ी नहीं चारपाई,
अगर मुन्ना लेट हो गया तो देख लेना!!
मुन्ना की टीचर्स को फिर खुद ही संभाल लेना!!

न जाने घरवाली कैसा रूप लेकर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर काली घटा चाई थी!!
साँस भी लेते तो उन्ही का ख्याल होता,
हर समय जेहान में एक ही सवाल होता!!
क्या कभी वो दिन लौटकर आएगा,
क्या हम एक बार फिर कुवारे बन पाएंगे!


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date Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Na jane wo hamse kya chupati thi,
kuch tha uske hoton par,
magar na jane kyu sharmati thi,
ek roz wo hansi to pata chala,
wo GUTKHA khati thi…


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Dil use do jo jaan de de, jaan use do jo dil de de
Jo sochate rahoge to kuch na milega
Jo chupake rahoge to kaam na banega
Jo dil mein jaloge to aramaan rahega
Jo badhate chaloge to raasta milegaa.


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Kab tak khud ko rok paoge,
Bina mere aap na rah paoge,
Hum bas jayenge dil me apke is tarah se,
ki fir aap dusro ko yaad karna bhul jaoge.


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date Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Friendship is like the needles of the clock,
Though we are in the same clock,
we are not able to meet,even if we meets,
Its only a few seconds but most important,
Is we always stays connected.


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date Sunday, July 17, 2011

Boondon se bana pyara sa samandar,
Lehron se bheegti chhoti se basti.
Chalo dhoondhe baaris me bachpan,
Haath me lekar ek kaagaj ki kasti.
Happy Rainy day!


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date Friday, July 1, 2011

Ae 'suraj' mere apno ka paigam dena
Khushi ka din hansi ki sham dena
Jab kholein wo apni aankhein to
un ke chehre par pyari si muskan dena.


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date Thursday, June 30, 2011

Apko rahti hai humse duriyon ki sikayat
to lo apse hum raz-e-ulafat kahte hain,
faslo ke bad bhi wo juda nahin hote
Jo har pal dil k ashiane me rahte hai.


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date Saturday, June 25, 2011

Leave Something For Someone But,
Never Leave Someone For Something Because,
In Life Something Will Leave You But,
Someone Will Always Miss U..!


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date Friday, June 24, 2011

A Tiger killed a sardar in zoo
Monkey: tumne itni bheed me is sardar ko hi Q mara?
Tiger:izzat ka sawal tha
Kabse sala keh raha tha
"itni badi billi"


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date Saturday, June 4, 2011

Hath Dosti Ka Dekar Wapas Liya Nhi Jata,
Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nhi Jata.
Sach-Much Bahut Zalim Hai Ye Duniya
Sasta Hai Sms Fir Bhi Logo Se Kiya Nhi jata.


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Wo Aankhon Se Yu Sararat Karte hain,
Apni Adao Se Yu Qayamt Karte hain,
Nigahein Unke Chahre Se Hatati hi Nahin,
Aur Wo Hamari Nazron ki Shikayat Karte hain.


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date Thursday, April 28, 2011

Sath bitaye lamhon ki jab yaad aati hai,
To tanhai me bhi wo muskan le aati hai,
Aap jaise yaar to rab ki meharbani hai
Bas isliye rab ke aage nigahein jhuk jati hai..


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A bright future can give you many beautiful girls
but a beautiful girl cannot give you a bright future... -
Boy's Welfare Community.. Jago kamino jago....!!


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A rose says --I lov u !
A smile says-! I lik- u-
A ring says-
-i marry- u"
But my Small SMS Says -
"I REMEMBER U".. Every time .. Every day...


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-COOL FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE

1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa.

2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.

3. Save water. Drink beer.

4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.

5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.

6. Don't shout in class as it disturbs those who are sleeping.

7. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

8. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.

ENJOY LIFE;
:-D


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date Friday, April 22, 2011

Kuch Raz hai jo bataye nahin jaate,
kuch aansu hai jo dikhaaye nahin jaate,
hum vo badnasib hai jo kisi ko yaad nahin aate,
aur aap vo khushnasib hai jo bhulaye nahin jaaye


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Har pal ki dosti ka irada hai aapse,
apnapan bhi kuch jyada hai apse,
na sochenge,sirf umarbhar ke liye,Qayamat tak dosti nibhane ka vada hai aapse.


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Unhone apna kabhi banaya nahi,
jhootha hi sahi pyar dikhaya nahi.
Galtiyan apni hum maan bhi jaate,
par kya kare kasur humara humein bataya hi nahin.


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Everyone wants others to understand their feelings.
But no one wants to understand what others feel.
Read twice & think


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date Sunday, April 10, 2011

Afridi to Pointing- Chal main bhi aa gaya ab to chalte hain
Pointing- Are abhi abhi Dhoni ka msg aaya Sanghkara ka wait karne ko kah raha tha.


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date Sunday, April 3, 2011

Ques:- SARDAAR par ek nibandh likho.
Ans:- "SArDAAR ek aeeb praani hai, ye Punjab ke ghane jungalon me paya jaata hai,
Langar hi inka pustik aahaar hai, ye chutkule banane ke kaam aate hain,
12 baje ke karib inke nikat nahin jaana chahiye, ye hanikaarak siddh ho sakte hain,
ye bade hokar truck chalane ke kaam aate hain,
balle balle ka gaana sunkar ye kahin bhi naach uthte hain,
Ab Singh is King inka national song ho gaya hai.


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date Friday, April 1, 2011

Hasne Se Kabhi Khushi Nai Hoti
Jeene Se Kabi Zindgi Nai Hoti
Apno Se Zayda Khyal Rakhna Padta Hai Dost Ka
Dost Kehne Se Dosti Nahi Hoti


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date Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Ye bhi ek dua hai khuda se
kisi ka dil na dukhe meri wajah se
ae khuda kar de aisi niyat mujh pe
ki khushiyaan mile sabko meri vajah se.


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Nature ka har rang aap pe barse, har koi aapse holi khelne ko tarse,
Rang de itna ki aap vo rang utarne ke liye tarse.
Happy Holi


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date Sunday, March 20, 2011

Rang Udaye Pichkari,
Rang se rang jaaye duniyaan saari,
Holi ke rang aapke jivan ko rang de ye shubhkaamna hai humari!
Happy Holi


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date Saturday, March 19, 2011

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.


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Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full Holi!

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi.


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Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with friends and colors! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi once again.


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Rangon Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rangon Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyon Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansaar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Happy Holi all of You and Your family !


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Once there Was a boy Who Loved a girl,But that girl hated him.

Boy told the girl that he'll change her Hatred 2 love & he told her that he'll Stand in Front of her House Till the Next 100 Days.

Storms and Rains came but the boy Didn't move.

With the Passage of Days,that girl started falling in love with him.On 99th day,girl decided that she'll say that she also Loves him.

With d rise of Sun on 100th day the girl Went out but the boy wasn't there.

She was worried, then she found a paper on which it was written-



"Tere Chakkar Mein teri Padosan Set ho gayi..!!";-):-D:-D:-D


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date Monday, March 14, 2011

Nice Quote:
Everyone Says dat boys r stone hearted..
Yes,
boys r stone hearted..
But,
Anything written on stone will stay Forever..


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The willingness to listen, the patience to understand, the strength to support, a heart to care & just to be there.
That's a beauty of a lady!
HAPPY Women's day sms


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date Tuesday, March 8, 2011

An Important Quote-
"Pyaar dil me hona chahiye lafzon me nahin"
Aur
"Narazgi lafzon me honi chahiye dil me nahin."


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1Ladki roz gali se guzra karti thi.
Apne chehre ko naqab se dhakkar rakhti thi
1ladka uspe marta tha.
Shayad wo use dil se pyar karta tha
ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha.
kahaan gaya wo aashik ?
to usne bataya aapko aane me der ho gai
us diwane ki kal raat maut ho gayi.
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya
ladki ko qabr tak le aaya
Ladki qabr par rone lagi
apne ansu se qabr ko dhone lagi
Qabr se aawaz aayi
"A KHUDA YE KESA INQALAB AYA Hai
AAJ ME PARDE ME HU OR MERA MEHBUB BENAQAB AYA Hai... .~. .~. .~.


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date Sunday, March 6, 2011

Ek paagal doosre paagal se- Main tere itni zor se thappad maroonga ki DELHI jaakar girega..

Doosra Pagal- Zara ahista marna mujhe ghaziabad mein kuch kaam hai..


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Ye baat samaj mai aai nai.
Or mummy ne samajhaai nai

Mai kaise meethi baat karu?
Jab meethi chez koi khaai nai.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nai.

Kya lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Kya uski triming karaai nai.

Naani ke pati jab naana hai
Daadi ke pati jab daada hai
Didi ke pati kyu dida nai?

Ye baat samaj me aai nai
Or mummy ne samjhaai nai.

Samander ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel Kisi ne milaai nai.

Jab schol mai itni neend aati hai
To kyu bed waha rakhwaai nai?

Ye baat samaj mai aai nai
Or mummy ne samajhai nai


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date Saturday, March 5, 2011

Master-do me se do gaye to kitne bache?
Sardar-samajh me nahin aaya master g.
Master-Beta tumhare pas 2 Roti hai,tumne do roti khali,tumhare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabzee


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A great man once said,"New frnz may be a poem,but old friends are the alphabets..
Don't forget alphabets,or else its hard to read the poem."


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WITHOUT A BEAR…
A bedroom without a teddy is like a face without a smile.
Happy Teddy Bear Day SMS


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date Thursday, February 10, 2011

Teddy Bear Day
You are my Teddy Bear
I love to be your Teddy Bear
I love to hug you
Happy Teddy bear day


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Boy- Mujhe ek behad khoobsurat ladki ki talaash hai...
Girl- Lo main aa gayi
Boy- Thik kya ab use khojne me meri help karo.


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date Saturday, January 29, 2011

Boy-"dear, look in 2 my syes, wht do you se? tell me quickly.
Girl- true Love. Boy oye true love waali, kachra gaya hai jaldi phoonk maar.


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Ek aadmi jyotishi se: Meri shaadi kyun nahin ho rahi hai
Jyotishi: Kaise hogi? Kundali me sukh hi sukh jo likha hai.


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date Friday, January 28, 2011

Ladke waale- Humein aapke padosi ki ladki pasand hai, Vo ladki ki shaadi kab karenge
Padosi- Abhi nahin, Ladki padh rahi hai
Ladke vaale- To humara beta kaun-sa bandar hai jo uski book faad dega.


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Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your

Good night


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date Thursday, January 27, 2011

One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
“No Nation is Perfect, it needs to be made perfect.”
Meri Pehchaan Mera India
Happy Republic Day.


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date Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Watan hamara misaal mohabbat ki
todta hai deewar nafrat ki,
Meri khushnaseebi k mili
zindagi is chaman me,
bhula na sake koi
iski khushboo saaton janam me.

Happy Independence Day


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“Swaraj is my birthright
and I shall have it.”
It is for this undying spirit
of the forerunners of
our freedom struggle,
that our motherland
awakened to see
the sun of independent India .
On this Independence Day
we salute this spirit
and pledge to craft
an India they dreamt of.
JAI HIND


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Nahi sirf Jashn Manana,
Nahi sirf Jhande Lehrana,
Yeh Kaafi nahi hai watanparasti,
Yadon ko nahi bhulana,
Jo Qurbaan hue,
Unke lafzon ko aage badhana,
Khuda ke liye nahi ..
Zindagi Watan k liye Nibhana

Happy Republic day


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Lets Celebrate And Solute The Noble Cause, Its Our Nation Which Is Shining As It Was, Its Republic Day Today… Don’t Forget The Effort, Make It Movement Of Mass !


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Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY.


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Still Sleeping ?
The nation need you !
You need to be Awaken !
You are part of world’s biggest Democracy ..
Today is the day when We got our own constitution..
Its Indian Republic Day..
Wake up and Value the Day - 26 the January.

Happy Republic day


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"A free and open society is an ongoing conflict, interrupted periodically by compromises."

Happy Republic Day


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date Sunday, January 23, 2011

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.

Happy Valentine Day


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Every time I look at you
my heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
that my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
and love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.

Happy Valentine Day


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I don’t understand Y Cupid
was chosen 2 represent Valentine’s Day.
Whn I think about romance,
d last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Happy Valentine's day


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Wherever I may go;
Whatever I do;
On Valentine’s Day
I’d like to say
I love you nd I care for you
more than you do.

Happy Valentin's day


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Would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you Tight,
I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you,
Without you life seems to be boring,
You came and filled my life with lots of happiness
Love you very very much.

Happy Valentine’s Day


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Doctor paper me aisa kya likh kar deta hai jo sirf medical store waale ko hi samajh aata hai? ??????????
??????????
Maine Loot liya hai tu bhi loot le.


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date Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Dost ke liye ajab misaal hain hum ,
sachhe dost ki pehchaan hain hum,
ye to nahin kahte hum Sultan-E-Mirza hain Mumbai ke,
Lekin Agra ke tees markhaan hain hum.


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How friendship breaks?
~Both frnnds will think, the other is busy & will not contact
~They thought that it may be disturbing
~As timpasses , both will think, let the other will contact first.
~After that, each will think, why i should contact first?
~Here your f'ship will be converted in to Hate.
~Finally without contact , the memory becomes weak ~
They forget each-others
SO pass this msg to all your frnds whom you want to say-...
.............
"Jaane nahin denge tujhe"


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Santa- I love u...
Santa's Gf- I love u 2
Santa- I love u 3.4.5.6.7.8.9
Santa's GF- I love u infinity
Santa- I love rajnikant.....ab bol


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A new beginning,
A new destination.

With happiness or sorrow
With pain or pleasure

I wish you Makar Sankranti


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date Thursday, January 6, 2011