Heart surgery operation theatre k bahar likha tha-

Agr dil khol lete apna yaro k sath
to aaj kholna na padta auzaron k sath.

So "share ur lyf with frnds................


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date Sunday, November 27, 2011

Pee hai sharab har gali har dukan se,
Ek dosti si ho gayi hai sharab ke jaam se,
Gujre hue hai hum kuchh aise hi mukam se ,
koi nafarat si ho gayi hai mohabbat ke naam se.


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Dard tha dil me pr kabhi dikhaya nhi,
Aansu the ankho me pr kabhi dikhaya nhi,
Yehi fark h Dosti or Pyar me
Ishq ne Hasne na diya or dosto ne kabhi Rulaya nhi............!!!!!


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date Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Wo kareeb hi na aye to ejhar kya karte,
khud bane nisana to sikar kya karte,
mar gaye par khuli rahi aankhe
esse jayda kisi ka entjar kya karte.


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Wife-what are you doing?
Husband- Makhiya Maar raha hoon,
Wife-Kitni Maari,
Huband- 3Boy/2girl,
Wife-Kaise Pata Chala,
Huband-Coz, 3 Daaru ki Botal se Chipki thi aur 2 Phone Pe..


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date Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Tum zindagi na sahi
Dost bankar to zindagi me aao
Tum hasi na sahi
muskan bankar to zindagi me aao.

Tum haqiqat na sahi
khyaal bankar to zindagi me aao
Tum najar na sahi
Yaad bankar to zindagi me aao.

Tum dil na sahi
dhadkan bankar to zindagi me aao
tum gajal na sahi
shayari bankar to zindagi me aao.

Tum khushiyaan na sahi
gam bankar to zindagi me aao
tum paas na sahi
Ehsaas bankar to zindagi me aao.

Tum paas na sahi
Ehsaas bankar to zindagi me aao
Tum kal na sahi
Aaj bankar to zindagi me aao
tum zindagi na sahi
dost bankar to zindagi aao..


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date Sunday, November 20, 2011

Rah_E_Wafa Me Sazaon Ko Kon Dekhy Ga,
Safar He Dhoop Ka Chaon Ko Kon Dekhy Ga,
Hum Apni Zid Pe Aye To Cheen LenGe Tuje,
Tere Shehar Ki Ghataon Ko Kon Dekhy Ga,
Bichar To Jayen Magar Phir Khayal Aata Hai,
Teri In Dilkash Aadaon Ko Koun Dekhy ga.


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Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
`
Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta..
`
Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…
`
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum…
`
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai,
Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi…..
samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya karte Hai…..!


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TERA rooh-e-mohtaj,T ERE
HATH choom lu.
JO bas chale TERI har bat
choom lu.

Choo jaye TERE "JISM" ko
Barish ki boondh.Wo boondh kia,Barish kia
Mahsoom-e-Barsa t choom lu.

Ajaye tu kabi khuwab main
Bhool kr agar
Wo KHUWAAB kia,NEEND kia,
Wo RAAT choom lu.

Mujhe kuch nhi chahiye bas!
KHALI haath pe mere
Rakh de tu Apna haath,
Main wo HAATH choom lu.

Tu ROTA hua lag jaye
Mere SEENE se kabhi
Main TERE "HONT"
TERI "ANKHAIN"
TERI "Sari ZAAT" choom lu..


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Kuch patharon me phul khil jate hain
kuch anjane b apne bn jate hai
nasib k bat hai kuch lasho ko kafan nasib nhi hota
aur kuch lasho par Tajmahal ban jate hai.


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Mohabbat kya hai ye ab tak me jaan na paya!
Kahi divangi kabhi pagalpan hai batlaya!
Koi Kahta mohabbat naam har dam saath rahne ka !
Jo baante har khushi milke har gam saath rahne ka !
Chale har raah tere saath jaise ho tera saaya !


Mohabbat kya laila aur majnoo ki kahani me !
Ya mumtaj ki yaadon bhari is nishani me !
ki hai jo heer aur raanjhe ke kisson me paaya !


Mohabbat naam apne pyaar par sab kuch lutane ka !
Na ho afsos khatir yaar ke sab kuch gavane ka!
Rahe vo dur jitna mann k paas hi aaya!

Ye vo ahsaas jo rishto me bandh kar rah nahin sakta !
Kare mahsoos na koi khud hai kya kah nahin sakta !
Samajh aaya na bin jamane bhar ne samjhaya !


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date Saturday, November 19, 2011

Mor nachte hue b rota h.
Or
Hans marte hue b gaata hai.
Ye jindagi ka funda hai,
Dukho wali raat neend nahi aati
Or
Khushi Wali raat kaun sota hai


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Beshak kuch waqt ka intjar mila humko,
Par sab se badh kar yaar mila humko.
Na rahi tammana kisi jannat ki yaar
Teri dosti se wo pyar mila humko.


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Jiye hue lamho ko Zindgi kahte hain,
jo dil ko sukun de use khusi kahte hain.
Jiske hone ki khusi se zindgi mile,
aise hi risto ko hum DOSTI aur pyaar kahte hain.


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Roshni ho to diya jalta hai,
Shama ho to parwana jalta hai..
Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai,
Aap jaise saathi ho to zamana jalta hai.


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date Friday, November 11, 2011

Aye Zindagi Mujh Se Ye Daga Na Kar,
Mai us Ke Bina Jiyun Ye Dua Na Kar.
Koi Dekhe bhi use To Hoti Hai Jalan,
Aye Hawa To Bi Ab use Chua Na Kar…


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Teachr: I love you ka janam kahan hua.
Boy:China me.

Kyon k Iski na koi waranty aur na koi guarantee;.
Chale to chand tak, na chale to sham tak.


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"Kisi ne mujhse pucha k tum use pane k liye kis hdd tk ja skte ho"
maine muskura kr kha..
"Agr haddein paar krni hoti to use kb ka paa liya hota".


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date Thursday, November 10, 2011

Zara si baat der tak rulati rahi,
khushi me bhi aankhein aansu bahati rahi.
Koi kho ke mila to koi mil ke kho gya,
zindagi humko bas aise hi aazmati rahi.


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Teacher-Aaj short skirt kyun Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl-Sir Aaj Half Day Hai Na Isliye,
Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na.


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It is vry hard 4 a grl 2 judge a boy whether he luvs her...

Boys take 3 seconds,

1sec-Kya ldki h yr..
2nd-Mst h bhai..
3rd-Bhai muje pyar ho gya.... :P


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Bite pal PHIR aa nahi sakte,
sukhe PHUL phir khil nahi sakte,
kabhi-2 lagta he aap hume yaad nahi karte,
par dil kehta he ki aap hume bhul nahi sakte.


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Mirza Ghalib farmate hain-

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To

Film "Tere naam" dekh lo


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Insaniyt Insan Ko Insan Bana Deti He.
Lagan Har Muskil Ko Asaan Bana Deti He
Varna Kon Jata Mandiro Me Astha Hi Hai
Jo Pathro Ko Bagwan Bana Deti He............!


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Tere Sheher-E-Wafa K Logon Ne,
Pehle Pyar Kiya Phir Chhor Dia,
Mujhe Sagar Samajh K Peetey Thay,
Jab Piyas Bujhi Tab Torr Diya…


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Zindagi ke kisi mod pe Aapko koi Faisla karna ho to
Apne Dil ki suno Qki Dil Bhale Hi LEFT Me Hota Hai
Magar Faisla Hamesha RIGHT Hota hai.


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Phool se pehle khushboo ko to dekho,
Karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
Kisi ke roop mein diwana naa bano,
Surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho.


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Iss rang badalti duniya mein,
Insaan ki niyaat theek nahi,
Kashti ko sambhalo maujo se,
Toofan ki niyaat theek nahi !!!


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"Bezzati" Aur "Biwi" Ek jaisi Hoti h.
Achhi tabi hi lagti h.
jab doosre ki hoti hai.


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date Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Alag-Alag ladko ki Girlfriend apne Boyfriend se is prakar lad rahi thi-
Pilot ki Girlfriend- jyada ud mat samjha
Teacher ki- mujhe mat sikha samjha
Daaton ke doctor ki- Daant tod haat me de dungi
CA ki- hisaab se rah samjha
Aur
Engineer ki- Pehle naukari to dhoondh le phir baat karna.


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Hanskar jeena dastoor hai zindgi ka.
Ek yahi kissa mashhur h zindgi ka.
Beete huye pal kabhi laut kar nahi ate
Yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindgi ka.


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Apne dost ke liye jaan dena mushkil nahin hai,
jitna mushkil aise dost ko dhoondhna jis par jaan di jaa sake.


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Ek Ladki apne boyfriend ke saath ghoom rahi thi.
Baap ne dekh liya to ladki ko phone kiya.
Baap: Beti, kahaan ho?
Beti: Exam dene aayi hoon PAPA.
Baap: Beti, jara dhyaan se Exam dena. Is exam ka result aaya to jaan le loonga.


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"Ek ladka ek ladki ek doosre se bahut pyaar karte the"
Ek din ladka mar gaya to marne k baad kahta hai ladki se-
Ek vaada tha tera har vaade ke peeche, tu milegi mujhe har khidki har darwaje k peeche,
kyun tu nikali itni bewafa, ek tu hi nahin thi mere janaje ke peeche,
ladki aankh me aansu bhar ke kahti hai ki-
Mera ek vaada tha har vaade ke peeche main miloongi tujhe har khidki har darwaaje ke peeche,
ek bas tune hi mudkar nahin dekha tha, ek janaja aur tha tere janaje ke peeche.


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date Sunday, November 6, 2011

khubsurat hai zindagi khwab ki tarah,
jane kab tut jaye kanch ki tarah,
mujhe na bhulna kisi bat ki tarah
apne dil me hi rakhna 1 yad ki tarah.


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Flowers will die sun will set..
But u r ma love dat i wont 4get.. Ur name is
so precious,it will nvr grow old.


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Mujhe rona nhi aata.
Mujhe khona nhi aata.
K tum bin jeena... mushkil hai. Jo dard tum
dena chahte ho mujhe sehna nhi ata.


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Tum to jeet jate ho Larr jhagar kr b.
Dekho mujhe to Larna b nhi ata.
Tum to khush reh loge mere bin.
Dekho tumhare bin to mujhe Jeena bhi nhi aata!


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Log jab pouchtey hain kay kon hai jo teri ye halat kar gaya ? Ghalib,
Mein muskura ke kehta hun us ka naam mere shiwa kisi ke LABB par acha nhi lagta.


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Mujhe tanhaiyon mein youn tanha mat chhora karo,
Dar lagta hai kahin ye mujhe apna na bana lein.


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Khuda Pyar Sabko Deta He DIL Bhi Sabko Deta hia,
DIL Me Basne Wala Bhi Sabko Deta He But,
DIL Ko Samajne Wala Nasib Walo Ko Hi Deta hai.


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Diye se mat pucho baki tel kitna hai
sanson se mat pucho baki khel kitna hai,
puchna hai to pucho jalte hue murde se
ki zindagi me gum aur kafan me sukun kitna hai.


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