History k teacher ne puchha- Kalidas ka ek bhai tha jo shoes banata tha , uska naam kya tha?
sardar ne socha phir jawab diya - adidas!


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date Saturday, July 31, 2010

Malik(naukar se)- Aaj tumne roti me zyada ghee laga diya,
Naukar- Galti ho gai malik lagta hai maine aapko apni roti de di hai..


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Santa ke ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir LAGI hui thi.
Banta-Ye kyun laga rakhi hai?
Santa-LAFING BUDDHA lene gaya tha, dukandar ne kaha ye LATEST hai.


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What is true love ?

Subah uth kar ankhein kholne se pehle jiska chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
Mandir mien darshan karte waqt kisi ke paas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki kalpana se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sar kisi ki god me rakh kar lage ki man halka ho gaya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish karke bhi jise nafrat na kar sake dil aur na hi bhul sake vo pyar hai,
aur ye message padhte waqt jiski yaad tumhein aaye vo tumhara pyar hai.


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Maana Ki Aaj Door Ho Aap Humse,
Par Duriyo Se Kabhi DiL Tuta Nahi Karte,
Visvaas Ki Mitti Me Ugate Hain Jo Poudhe,
Wo Waqt Ki Andhiyo Se Tuta Nahi Karte.


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Itna kyun chaaha use ki bhula na sake,
Itna kyun paas gaye ki dur jaa na sake,
Ab tanhai me baithe ye sochte hain hum,
Kyun chaha use jise kabhi pa na sake.


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Maana ki kuch dilo me nafrat hoti hai,
par har dil me koi hasrat hoti hai,
insaan uske aage hi jhukta hai ,
jisse use bepanah mohabbat hoti hai!


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Boy-what is your name?
girl- Kyun bataoon? Mein tumhein Jaanti bhi nahin.
Boy- Mat batao me kaunsa tumhein apni "FERARI" me bitha Raha hoon.
Girl-Anjali, B.Com 2nd Yr, Tuition time 6 to 8.


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date Friday, July 30, 2010

Apni pasand ke raaste pe chalo,
Apne tarike se pyar karo,
Sirf wo karo jo aapka dil kahe,
aur fir dekhna ek din duniya kahegi...
"Ae kanjar kise di ni sunde''.


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1 janaze ko dek k ldki muskrayi,
1 baba bola-beti, jawan maut pe yu mskraya nhi krte,
ladki boli- baba waada kiya tha jab bhi milenge muskuryege.
"THIS Is love"


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GIRL:I love you.
BOY:Me too.
GIRL:Kitna Karte Ho.BOY:Jitna tum mujhse karti ho.
GIRL:Kaminey, mein sochti thi ki tum sachha pyar karte ho.


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ConfessioN of a guy
"My girlfriend invited me to her house 1 day. I found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy. She whispered in my ear " i have feelings 4 u, shall we have sex"
I immediately turned around and walked 2 d front door to go 2 my car. I found my girlfriend standing there. She hugged me and said "you've won my test".


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A bright future can give you many beautiful girls
but a beautiful girl cannot give you a bright future.
Boy's Welfare Community.. Jaago kamino jaago....!!


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date Monday, July 19, 2010

A GF msgs her BF:-
"agar tum so rahe ho to mujhe apne sapne bhejo,
jag rahe ho to yaadein bhejo,
ro rahe ho to aansu bhejo."
"BF replies: "potty kar raha hoon."


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Ek paagal dusre paagal se- Main tere itni zor se thappad marunga ki DELHI jakar girega.
Dusra Pagal- Zara aahista marna mujhe gaziabad mein kuch kaam hai.


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Salesman:sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal Deo mangega.


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A rose says I love you!
A smile says I like you!
A ring says I marry you!
But my Small SMS Says
"I REMEMBER you" Every time.. Every day..


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Defination of Dost

D= Dur hoke b pass ho.
O= Ouro se jyada khass ho.
S= Sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho.
T= Takdir se jyada jispe vishwas ho.


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date Saturday, July 17, 2010

kyun mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
kyun roj mera dil dukhate ho.
meri to ruh tak kaamp jati hai ye sunkar ki tum,
BARTAN DHONE WALE SABUN se nahate ho.


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