Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Galey lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jukakey.
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK* Happy New Year 2011
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the networks get jammed
Wish you and your family
Happy New Year 2011
Hajaron Duaon, Beshumar Wafaon
Anginat Mohabbaton, Be-panah chahaton par OR
Khushion Ke Lajavab Khazane ke saath aapko
NAYA SAAL MUBARAK ho..HAPPY New Year 2011
Happy New Year 2011
Before the golden sun sets,
old calendar is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed
Corporate style of blackmailing-
Employee: Sir. agar aapne meri salary nahi badai,
to main sab employee se keh dunga ki aapne meri salary badai hai.
Apno ke liye dua magna fitrat hai hamari,
Apne khush rahe hasrat hai hamari,
Koi humko yaad kare na kare,
Apno ko yad karna Aadat hai humari.
Pyaar Ke Mamle Me Hum Thode Kachhe Hain,
Magar Dosti Ke Mamle Me Hum Bahut Sachhe Hain,
Hamari Dosti Bus Isi Baat Par Qayam Hai,
Ki Hamare Dost Humse Bhi Achhe Hain.
V had many options for dieing-
POISON,
HANGING BY NECK,
JUMPING FROM A BUILDING, COMING UNDER A TRAIN,
We choose EDUCATION!
Tadap Tadap k Marenge!
Bolti hai Dosti,chup rahata hai pyar,
hansati hai dosti,rulata hai pyar.
milti hai dosti juda karta hai pyar.
phir bhi kyun dosti chhod kar log karte hain pyaar.
If anybody throws stone at you,
You throws love at him,
But if anybody throws love at you,
sit back & think a while bcoz love hurts more than a stone.
Its abslutly true.
God is Male or Female?
Ans:"MALE"
Bcoz God likes
Pooja, Pushpa , Aarti, Archana,
Aradhana, Sadhana, Jyoti, Bhakti...etc
God is great!
Santa: Hawa Me Udnewali Chiz Egg deti Hai,
Zamin Pe Rahne Wali Baby deti Hai
Vah Kaun hai Jo Hawa me Udti Hai Par bache Zamin pe deti Hai
Banta:AIRHOSTESS
Teri Pyari Si Dosti Kaise Bhul Jaoon,
Pal-Pal Tumhari Yadon me Q na Aaoon,
Ae Dost Teri Dosti Sabse Pyari Hai,
Phir Tumhe Apni Yaad Q Na Dilaoon.
Khushi sirf unhein nahin milti jo
jindagi ko apni sarto pe jite hai
sacchi khushi unhein milti hai jo dusron ki kushi k liye
apni jindgi ki sharto ko badal dete hain.
Palkon pe aakar ruk Jaate hain ye aansu.
tanhai pakar bah jaate hain ye aansu.
dil to bahut karta hai gam bat loon aapse.
par aapko hansta dekh sookh jate hai aansu.
Wo Maut Bhi Badi Suhani Hogi,
Jo Aap Ki Dosti Me Aani Hogi,
Ye Dua Hai Khuda Se Ki Pehle Hum Jaayein,
Kyon ki Welcome Ki Rashm Bhi To Nibhani hogi.
Pyar v/s dosti
Pyaar ek shikwa hai,
dosti ek jazba hai.
Pyar me har bar dhoka hai,
Dosti me bar bar moka hai.
Pyar diwano ka kaam hai,
Dosti dilwalo ka naam hai.
Santa ko vodafone me operator ki job mili
1st din use maar-maar ke nikal diya gaya
Because-
1st caller: mera vodafone ka sim block ho gaya hai
Santa: to paagal Airtel ka le le
Apno Ko Kabhi Sataya Nahin Jata,
Apno Ko Kabhi Manaya Nahin Jata,
Roothta Wahi Hai Jo Aapko Apna Samze,
Kyun ki Ye Haq Gairon Pe Jataya Nahi Jaata.
Aarzu thi meri ki uska har din mere sath khushi se nikle,
kasoor uska nahin badnaseeb hum nikle,
ki uski khushi to nahin par uske har gum ki wajah hum nikle.
1970- Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha.
1980- T.V
1990- bike.
2000- Car.
2010-..Bas bina boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do..
Aarzu thi meri ki uska har din mere sath khushi se nikle,
kasoor uska nhi badnaseeb hum nikle,
ki uski khushi to nhi par uske har gum ki wajah hum nikle.
Lafzo ki tarah yadon ki kitabon me milenge
ya banke mehak apko fulo me milenge
Milne ke liye humse-e-dost jara theek se sona
Aaj hum apse khwabon me milenge.....
Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh kar
Woh kha gaye use biryani samajh kar
Khoon-e-jigar Bhi na chora zalim ne
Wo bhi pi gaye neembu paani samajh kar.
Girl- Ghire baadlon me teri yaad aati hai,
saawan ke aane se teri yad aati hai,
baarish ki bundo me teri yad ati h!
Boy-ha janta hu mujhe teri chatri deni hai?
Tane mat mar........
1 sardar ko Chaand par bhejne ka Faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya aur chillaya:
Dhoka! Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chaand to hoga hi nahi...
ZAKHM AISA DIYA KI KOI DAWA KAAM NA AAYI
AAG AISE LAGAYI KI PAANI SE BHI BUJHA N PAYI
AAJ B ROTE HE UNKI YAAD ME
JINHE HUMARI YAAD KBHI NA AAI
Pyar aur dosti me hamne itna fark paya hai,
Pyar ne sahara diya aur dosti ne sath nibaya hai.
Kis riste ko gehra kahu,Ek ne zindagi di,
dusre ne jeena sikhaya hai.
TEACHER-Ramu tenses kitne prakar k hote h?
Ramu-3 prakar k.Teacher-very gud ex.batao
Ramu-kal apki ladki ko dekha tha.
aaj pyaar karta hoon.
kal bhaaga le jaaoonga!
Mana aap sabse ajeej hain,
Dil ke sabse kareeb hain.
Na koi call na koi SMS Kya aap SUDAMA se bhi jhada gareeb hain..
Rabba Ve Mere mitran nu Sandesha phucha De,
una De Dil Vich Khayal Mere pa De,
Mast Ho Gaye ne Oh Apni Duniya Vich,
Ohna nu Saddi V Jara G Yaad Dila De!
Jab Dil Kisi Ko Bhool Na Paye
Aur Aansoo Ruk Na Paye
Yaadon Ki Shaam Gujar Na Paye
To Yaad Karna Is Dost Ko
Jo Kabhi Tumko Bhul Na Paye.
Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.
TT bola- Dikhta nahin,Ladies ka dibba hai..
Bola-Sorry Ji,Mujhe laga aap Mard ho.
History k teacher ne puchha- Kalidas ka ek bhai tha jo shoes banata tha , uska naam kya tha?
sardar ne socha phir jawab diya - adidas!
Malik(naukar se)- Aaj tumne roti me zyada ghee laga diya,
Naukar- Galti ho gai malik lagta hai maine aapko apni roti de di hai..
Santa ke ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir LAGI hui thi.
Banta-Ye kyun laga rakhi hai?
Santa-LAFING BUDDHA lene gaya tha, dukandar ne kaha ye LATEST hai.
What is true love ?
Subah uth kar ankhein kholne se pehle jiska chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
Mandir mien darshan karte waqt kisi ke paas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki kalpana se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sar kisi ki god me rakh kar lage ki man halka ho gaya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish karke bhi jise nafrat na kar sake dil aur na hi bhul sake vo pyar hai,
aur ye message padhte waqt jiski yaad tumhein aaye vo tumhara pyar hai.
Maana Ki Aaj Door Ho Aap Humse,
Par Duriyo Se Kabhi DiL Tuta Nahi Karte,
Visvaas Ki Mitti Me Ugate Hain Jo Poudhe,
Wo Waqt Ki Andhiyo Se Tuta Nahi Karte.
Itna kyun chaaha use ki bhula na sake,
Itna kyun paas gaye ki dur jaa na sake,
Ab tanhai me baithe ye sochte hain hum,
Kyun chaha use jise kabhi pa na sake.
Maana ki kuch dilo me nafrat hoti hai,
par har dil me koi hasrat hoti hai,
insaan uske aage hi jhukta hai ,
jisse use bepanah mohabbat hoti hai!
Boy-what is your name?
girl- Kyun bataoon? Mein tumhein Jaanti bhi nahin.
Boy- Mat batao me kaunsa tumhein apni "FERARI" me bitha Raha hoon.
Girl-Anjali, B.Com 2nd Yr, Tuition time 6 to 8.
Apni pasand ke raaste pe chalo,
Apne tarike se pyar karo,
Sirf wo karo jo aapka dil kahe,
aur fir dekhna ek din duniya kahegi...
"Ae kanjar kise di ni sunde''.
1 janaze ko dek k ldki muskrayi,
1 baba bola-beti, jawan maut pe yu mskraya nhi krte,
ladki boli- baba waada kiya tha jab bhi milenge muskuryege.
"THIS Is love"
GIRL:I love you.
BOY:Me too.
GIRL:Kitna Karte Ho.BOY:Jitna tum mujhse karti ho.
GIRL:Kaminey, mein sochti thi ki tum sachha pyar karte ho.
ConfessioN of a guy
"My girlfriend invited me to her house 1 day. I found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy. She whispered in my ear " i have feelings 4 u, shall we have sex"
I immediately turned around and walked 2 d front door to go 2 my car. I found my girlfriend standing there. She hugged me and said "you've won my test".
A bright future can give you many beautiful girls
but a beautiful girl cannot give you a bright future.
Boy's Welfare Community.. Jaago kamino jaago....!!
A GF msgs her BF:-
"agar tum so rahe ho to mujhe apne sapne bhejo,
jag rahe ho to yaadein bhejo,
ro rahe ho to aansu bhejo."
"BF replies: "potty kar raha hoon."
Ek paagal dusre paagal se- Main tere itni zor se thappad marunga ki DELHI jakar girega.
Dusra Pagal- Zara aahista marna mujhe gaziabad mein kuch kaam hai.
Salesman:sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal Deo mangega.
A rose says I love you!
A smile says I like you!
A ring says I marry you!
But my Small SMS Says
"I REMEMBER you" Every time.. Every day..
Defination of Dost
D= Dur hoke b pass ho.
O= Ouro se jyada khass ho.
S= Sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho.
T= Takdir se jyada jispe vishwas ho.
kyun mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
kyun roj mera dil dukhate ho.
meri to ruh tak kaamp jati hai ye sunkar ki tum,
BARTAN DHONE WALE SABUN se nahate ho.
Kuch aansu palkon me chupa liye jaate hain, kuch gum dil me daba liye jaate hain.
Log kehte hain har gum k baad khushi aati hai, aur hum isi aas par jiye jaate hain.
Friendship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to you.
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Make a heart which never breaks,
Make a smile which never hurts,
Make a touch which never pains,
Make a friendship which never ends.
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Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
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God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned in to you,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for you.
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A single candle can illuminate an entire room.
A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks
for the bright lights of your friendship.
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DOST KA MATLAB
D = door rahkar bhi jo pass ho
O = ouro se jyada khas ho
S = sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho
T = takdir ko jiski talash ho!!!
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Star has five ends, square has four ends
triangle has three ends, line has two ends.
But circle of our friendship has no ends..
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Dosti duniya ki wo khushi hai,
Jiski jarurat har kisi ko hui hai.
Gujaar ke dekho kabhi akele zindagi,
Fir khud jaan jaoge ke dosti ke bina zindagi bhi adhuri hai.
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Kiisi ka dil toodna humari aadat nahi
Kisi ka dil dukhaana humari fitrat nahi
Bharosa rakhna hum par tum
Dost kah kar kisi ko yun,hum badalte nahi.
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Dosti Ghazal hai, gungunaane ke liye.
Dosti nagma hai, sunaane ke liye.
Yeh vo jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
Kyun ke hausla chaahiye dosti nibhaane ke liye...!
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Ek dost h duniya me jise hum khuda mante hain,
Roz jiske liye hum dua mangte hain.
Log b jalte hain humse kyunki,
Wo bhi app jaisa ek dost mangte hain..
If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die.
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Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility.
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Friends really leave each other,
they never separated,
they sometimes say to each other;
I'm waiting here to sitting quietly in the heart,
if that was ever need me.
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School- A place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all your
life so that you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.
2 minute ke liye mon raho,
un machharon ki atma ki shanti ke liye,
jo jo kal rat apko katne ke bad
Diabitz se mar gaye
Bcoz “U R” so so so sweet.
Fact every thing is fair in love 7 war
But I suggest you should do war & never love,
because in war eighter you live or die.
Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance.
"Fallen flowers can't climb back.
So don't thing about the past.
Love the present.
Live for the future.
Be with beautiful, sweet smile, live happily and enjoy your life."
Never change your originality
for the sake of others.
In this world no one can play
your roll better then you
so be yourself and win the world..............
A good heart and a good nature are two different issue.
A good heat can win many relationships but,
A good nature can ein a life long relationship.
Kuchh rishte khuda banata hai,
Kuchh riste log banate hain.
Par kuchh log bina koi riste ke hi riste nibhate hain
shayad wahi dost kahlate hain.
Pyaar karna utana hi aasan hai
jitna mitti se mitti par mitti likhna.
lekin pyaar nibhana utna hi mushkil hai
jitna pani se pani par pani likhna.
Dosti Ghazal hai, gungunaane ke liye.
Dosti nagma hai, sunaane ke liye.
Yeh vo jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
Kyun ke hausla chaahiye dosti nibhaane ke liye.
Na karna kabhi pyar kisi musafir se,
Unka thikana bahut door hota hai.
Wo kabhi bewafa bhi to nahin hote,
Magar unka jana jarur hota hai.
Yaad karte hain yaron ko,
yadon se dil bhar aata hai
Kal sath jiya karte the sab,
aaj milne ko dil taras jata hai.
Samander ki ret me ghar mile na mile,
Fir ye jindgi duniya me mile na mile
Karte hain tumhein yaad dil se,
Kya pata kal ye dil dhadkata mile na mile.
Bahar ane pr khilte gulab dekhe,
Hasin dil churate behisab dekhe.
Jo Gulab ke sung lipat ke dekhe,
Wahi mohabbaton me kanton ko khilte dekhe.
Ye dua hai humari ki tumhari jindgi sambhal jaye,
Har nazar bas pyar hi pyar laye.
Tumhe jiski talash ho mere dost,
Khuda kre vo khud teri talash me aye.
Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahin hota.
Har raaste ka koi mukaam nahin hota,
Agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf se,
To kasam se koi bhi rista naakaam nahin hota.
Aankh me asqe dil me dard diya.
Sab kuch diya par hosla na diya
meri kismat tune mujhe har cheej di par
jiski aarjo thi vahi nahin diya.
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,
waqt zakhm ko bhi nasoor kar deta hai,
kaun chahta hai aapke jaise doston se bichadna,
par waqt sbko majboor kar deta hai.
Aankhon me apke arman chod jayege,
jindagi me apke kuch nishan chod jayege,
bas le jayenge ek kafan apne liye,
apke liye saara jahaan chod jayege.
Najaron me ap hamare mehman ban gaye
Baatein ki aisi ki hamari muskan ban gaye.
Paas rehkar bhi log hamare na ban sake.
Aap door rahkar bhi hamari jaan ban gaye.
Keemati palon ko yuin na bitaana,
hastein rehna rokar hamein na rulana.
hum yaad hain aap ko itna hi kaphi hain,
kabhi bhul bhi jaana to hamein na batana.
Mushkil is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi,
phir bhi log apne irade tod dete hain,
agar sache dil se ho rishta to sitare bhi,
apni jagah kisi aur ke liye chor date.
Dua hai rab se kabhi aap ko dard ka ehsaas na de,
pal koi aisa na gujare jab mushkiloin mein hum saath na dein,
kisi saans mein hum aapko bhulein rab humein aisi saanse na de.
Aankhon ki aawaj kuch aur hoti hai,
aansuon ki aag kuch aur hoti hai.
kaun chahta hai bichadna apno se,
par kismat ki baat kuch aur hoti hai.
Aisi kya dua doon main aapko,
jo aapke labon pe hasi k phool khila de,
bas yahi dua hai humari khuda se,
ki sitaron se roshan aapki taqdeer bana de.
Muskuaran hi khushi nahin hoti,
umar bitana hi zindagi nahin hoti,
khud se bhi jyada khyal rakhna padta hai dosti ka,
sirf dost kah dene se hi dosti nahin hoti.
2 rishton se chalti hai ye zindagi,
1 khushi ek gum 2 logon se mehkati hai ye dosti,
1 aap or 1 hum dekhna or gahri hogi ye dosti,
agar sms karte rahe 1 aap 1 hum.
Gamo ki dhup mai kabi jana na pade,
in hasin palkon ko kabi bhigana na pade,
bin mange hi mil jaye khusiyan unko itne,
ki phir kise dua k liye sir jukhana na pade.
Koi tumse pooche kaun hoon mein
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhooth hai aadha sacha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door hoke pass hai
Koi tumse pooche kaun hoon mein
Tum keh dena koi khass nhi....................
Ek saathi jo ankehi kuch baatein keh jaata hai
Yaadon mein jiska ek dhoondla chehra reh jaata hai
Yun to uske na hone se koi gam nahi
Par kabhi kabhi aankhon se aansu ban ke beh jaata hai
Koi tumse pooche kaun hoon mein
Tum keh dena koi khass nhi......
G- go to bed
O- off light
O- out of tension
D- dreams come
N- nice sleep
I- ignore worries
G- get up earlier
H- have a nice time
T- think about me.
So i say....
Good Night
Yaad karte hain yaron ko,
yadon se dil bhar aata hai
Kal sath jiya karte the sab,
aaj milne ko dil taras jata hai.
Samander ki ret me ghar mile na mile,
Fir ye jindgi duniya me mile na mile
Karte hain tumhein yaad dil se,
Kya pata kal ye dil dhadkata mile na mile.
Bahar ane pr khilte gulab dekhe,
Hasin dil churate behisab dekhe.
Jo Gulab ke sung lipat ke dekhe,
Wahi mohabbaton me kanton ko khilte dekhe.
Ye dua hai humari ki tumhari jindgi sambhal jaye,
Har nazar bas pyar hi pyar laye.
Tumhe jiski talash ho mere dost,
Khuda kre vo khud teri talash me aye.
Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahin hota.
Har raaste ka koi mukaam nahin hota,
Agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf se,
To kasam se koi bhi rista naakaam nahin hota.