Hasne Se Kabhi Khushi Nai Hoti
Jeene Se Kabi Zindgi Nai Hoti
Apno Se Zayda Khyal Rakhna Padta Hai Dost Ka
Dost Kehne Se Dosti Nahi Hoti


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date Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Ye bhi ek dua hai khuda se
kisi ka dil na dukhe meri wajah se
ae khuda kar de aisi niyat mujh pe
ki khushiyaan mile sabko meri vajah se.


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Nature ka har rang aap pe barse, har koi aapse holi khelne ko tarse,
Rang de itna ki aap vo rang utarne ke liye tarse.
Happy Holi


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date Sunday, March 20, 2011

Rang Udaye Pichkari,
Rang se rang jaaye duniyaan saari,
Holi ke rang aapke jivan ko rang de ye shubhkaamna hai humari!
Happy Holi


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date Saturday, March 19, 2011

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.


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Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full Holi!

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi.


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Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with friends and colors! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi once again.


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Rangon Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rangon Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyon Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansaar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Happy Holi all of You and Your family !


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Once there Was a boy Who Loved a girl,But that girl hated him.

Boy told the girl that he'll change her Hatred 2 love & he told her that he'll Stand in Front of her House Till the Next 100 Days.

Storms and Rains came but the boy Didn't move.

With the Passage of Days,that girl started falling in love with him.On 99th day,girl decided that she'll say that she also Loves him.

With d rise of Sun on 100th day the girl Went out but the boy wasn't there.

She was worried, then she found a paper on which it was written-



"Tere Chakkar Mein teri Padosan Set ho gayi..!!";-):-D:-D:-D


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date Monday, March 14, 2011

Nice Quote:
Everyone Says dat boys r stone hearted..
Yes,
boys r stone hearted..
But,
Anything written on stone will stay Forever..


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The willingness to listen, the patience to understand, the strength to support, a heart to care & just to be there.
That's a beauty of a lady!
HAPPY Women's day sms


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date Tuesday, March 8, 2011

An Important Quote-
"Pyaar dil me hona chahiye lafzon me nahin"
Aur
"Narazgi lafzon me honi chahiye dil me nahin."


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1Ladki roz gali se guzra karti thi.
Apne chehre ko naqab se dhakkar rakhti thi
1ladka uspe marta tha.
Shayad wo use dil se pyar karta tha
ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha.
kahaan gaya wo aashik ?
to usne bataya aapko aane me der ho gai
us diwane ki kal raat maut ho gayi.
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya
ladki ko qabr tak le aaya
Ladki qabr par rone lagi
apne ansu se qabr ko dhone lagi
Qabr se aawaz aayi
"A KHUDA YE KESA INQALAB AYA Hai
AAJ ME PARDE ME HU OR MERA MEHBUB BENAQAB AYA Hai... .~. .~. .~.


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date Sunday, March 6, 2011

Ek paagal doosre paagal se- Main tere itni zor se thappad maroonga ki DELHI jaakar girega..

Doosra Pagal- Zara ahista marna mujhe ghaziabad mein kuch kaam hai..


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Ye baat samaj mai aai nai.
Or mummy ne samajhaai nai

Mai kaise meethi baat karu?
Jab meethi chez koi khaai nai.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nai.

Kya lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Kya uski triming karaai nai.

Naani ke pati jab naana hai
Daadi ke pati jab daada hai
Didi ke pati kyu dida nai?

Ye baat samaj me aai nai
Or mummy ne samjhaai nai.

Samander ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel Kisi ne milaai nai.

Jab schol mai itni neend aati hai
To kyu bed waha rakhwaai nai?

Ye baat samaj mai aai nai
Or mummy ne samajhai nai


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date Saturday, March 5, 2011

Master-do me se do gaye to kitne bache?
Sardar-samajh me nahin aaya master g.
Master-Beta tumhare pas 2 Roti hai,tumne do roti khali,tumhare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabzee


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A great man once said,"New frnz may be a poem,but old friends are the alphabets..
Don't forget alphabets,or else its hard to read the poem."


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