Barsat me hum boond banke baras jaayenge,
Patjhar me hum phool bankar jhad jaayenge.
Kya hua jo aapko tang karte hain, 
Ek din aapko bin bataye hi chale jaayenge.




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date Saturday, July 21, 2012

Jeena itna mushkil ho jaayega humne socha na tha,
Vishvas ka patan ho jaayega humne socha na tha,
Tune mera naam hi apne dil pe likha na tha,
Kyun ki me shayad us layak na tha.


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2 dost jungle ghoomne gaye, Raat ko vo tent laga kar so gaye.
Aadhi raat ko ek dost ki aankh khuli, usne doosre ko jaga k kahaa.
Aasmaan ki taraf dekhkar bata tujhe kya najar aa rha hai?
2nd dost- Bahut saare taare.
1st dost- Isse kya pata chalta hai?
2nd dost- Aasman khoobsurat hai.
1st dost- Abe gadhe tent chori ho gya hai...


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date Saturday, July 14, 2012

6 year old boy- I love you mom!
Mom- awww I love you too..
18 year old boy- I love you mom.
Mom- Sorry I have no money...!!!


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Santa sabji lene gaya,
Sabji waala sabji par paani chidak raha tha.
Santa intezar karta raha.
Jab kaafi der ho gyi to bola-
Agar inhein hosh aa gya ho to 1kg gobhi taul do.


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Jubaan khamosh, aankhon me nami hogi,
Yahi bas dastan-e-zindagi hogi,
Bharne ko to har zakhm bhar jayega,
Kaise bharegi vo jagah jahaan aapki kami hogi.


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Ladkiyon se pyaar na karna..
Kyunki dikhti hain HEER ki tarah,
Lagti hain KHEER ki tarah,
Dil me chubhti hain TEER ki tarah,
Aur chhod jaati hain FAKEER ki tarah.


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date Friday, July 13, 2012

Kisi purush nahin mahapurush ne kaha hai-

Ladkiyon ki adhi zindagi pati ki talash me
Aur
Baki  aadhi Zindagi pati ki talaashi me guzar jati hai.


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Ek Chor CHORI karne gya
Tijori par likha tha
  "Todne ki jarurat nahi, Button dabao khul jayegi"
Batan dabate hi police aa gyi..
Chor- "MAA KASAM" Insaniyat se vishwas hi uth gaya.


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date Thursday, July 12, 2012

Zindagi hasin hai, Isse pyaar karo,
Hai raat to subah ka intezar karo.
Wo pal bhi aayega Jiska intezar hai,
Bas Khud pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitbaar karo.


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Types of  roses-
Red Rose -For sign of love  and propose.
White Rose-sign of your love feling is very pure to your partner.
Yellow Rose-sign of  friendship.
Pink Rose-sign of to Express your thanks feeling for somebody.
Orange Rose-sign of your unlimited love love for someone.
Black Rose-Singn of not to endyour friendshipor love with someone instead your partner
want to end this.


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date Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Ja Sms, ja ke unko to
"Good Day" Kehna,

Smile Kare to 
"So SWEET" kehna,

Delete kare to,
"THANKS"Kehna,

Aur Sms padhkar hume miss kare to
"SAME  TO U KAHNA"


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Boy to another boy:
Hey!!why did you propose that girl when you know she already has
A boyfriend..??
.
.
.
Awesome reply By That Boy:
.
"Khali Chair Per To koi Bhi Baith Sakta Hai,
Dum Hai To Kisi Ko Utha Kar Baitho...!!!"


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A boy saw his girlfriend sitting hands with another boy
He came home and msg his girlfriend.



You know what I saw your duplicate in the coffee shop today
Moral- love and trust have no limits.


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Ek baar chor pakadne ki machine bani-
USA me ek din me 9 pakde gaye.
CHINA me 30 pakde gaye .
UK me 50 pakde gaye.

Aur india me ek ghante me machine hi chori ho gyi





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date Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Jee bhar ke roye to karaar paaya ,
Is daur me kisine sachha pyar paaya.
Zindagi gujar rahi hai imtihanon ke daur se,
Ek zakhm bhara nahin ki doosra taiyaar paya.


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date Monday, July 9, 2012

Ek ladka ladki ko propose karta hai,
Ladka -I love u
Ladki -par mai to kisi aur se pyar karti hoon,
Kafi der  tak ladka ladki ko dekhta hai
"Teri maa se bolunga "



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date Thursday, July 5, 2012

The smoothy jasmine hide alone quarter came drunk


Samajhe nahi chalo Hindi me samajhate hai,

Chikni chameli chup ke akeli pauaa chadha ke aayi

Improve your English Yaar.......................


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Khoobsurti ye nahi ki naye kapade, Joote pehne,
Smart nazar aao...
Khoobsurati to andar se hoti hai,
isliye

Kaccha hamasha mast rangeen dhari wala pehno........


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date Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Mana lenge unhein jo wo rooth jayenge,
bula lenge unhe jab akela khud ko payenge,
Wo to rooh me utar gaye hai iskadar hamari,
Agar wo laute na hamare paas,
To humein patte ki tarah toota hua payenge.


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date Monday, July 2, 2012

Khwaab ki yun to gali dekhi humne,
Bagon me khilti har kali dekhi humme,

Jo kehte the kabhi bhul na payenge hamein,
Unhi ke dar pe apni tasveer jali dekhi humne.


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Zakhm+you = Marham
Tanhai+you = Mehfil
Tears+you = Smile
Rasta+you = Manzil
Nothing+you = Everything
Me+you = A great story of friendship


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