Boy- Mujhe ek behad khoobsurat ladki ki talaash hai...
Girl- Lo main aa gayi
Boy- Thik kya ab use khojne me meri help karo.


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date Saturday, January 29, 2011

Boy-"dear, look in 2 my syes, wht do you se? tell me quickly.
Girl- true Love. Boy oye true love waali, kachra gaya hai jaldi phoonk maar.


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Ek aadmi jyotishi se: Meri shaadi kyun nahin ho rahi hai
Jyotishi: Kaise hogi? Kundali me sukh hi sukh jo likha hai.


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date Friday, January 28, 2011

Ladke waale- Humein aapke padosi ki ladki pasand hai, Vo ladki ki shaadi kab karenge
Padosi- Abhi nahin, Ladki padh rahi hai
Ladke vaale- To humara beta kaun-sa bandar hai jo uski book faad dega.


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Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your

Good night


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date Thursday, January 27, 2011

One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
“No Nation is Perfect, it needs to be made perfect.”
Meri Pehchaan Mera India
Happy Republic Day.


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date Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Watan hamara misaal mohabbat ki
todta hai deewar nafrat ki,
Meri khushnaseebi k mili
zindagi is chaman me,
bhula na sake koi
iski khushboo saaton janam me.

Happy Independence Day


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“Swaraj is my birthright
and I shall have it.”
It is for this undying spirit
of the forerunners of
our freedom struggle,
that our motherland
awakened to see
the sun of independent India .
On this Independence Day
we salute this spirit
and pledge to craft
an India they dreamt of.
JAI HIND


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Nahi sirf Jashn Manana,
Nahi sirf Jhande Lehrana,
Yeh Kaafi nahi hai watanparasti,
Yadon ko nahi bhulana,
Jo Qurbaan hue,
Unke lafzon ko aage badhana,
Khuda ke liye nahi ..
Zindagi Watan k liye Nibhana

Happy Republic day


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Lets Celebrate And Solute The Noble Cause, Its Our Nation Which Is Shining As It Was, Its Republic Day Today… Don’t Forget The Effort, Make It Movement Of Mass !


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Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY.


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Still Sleeping ?
The nation need you !
You need to be Awaken !
You are part of world̢۪s biggest Democracy ..
Today is the day when We got our own constitution..
Its Indian Republic Day..
Wake up and Value the Day - 26 the January.

Happy Republic day


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"A free and open society is an ongoing conflict, interrupted periodically by compromises."

Happy Republic Day


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date Sunday, January 23, 2011

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.

Happy Valentine Day


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Every time I look at you
my heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
that my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
and love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.

Happy Valentine Day


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I don’t understand Y Cupid
was chosen 2 represent Valentine’s Day.
Whn I think about romance,
d last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Happy Valentine's day


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Wherever I may go;
Whatever I do;
On Valentine’s Day
I’d like to say
I love you nd I care for you
more than you do.

Happy Valentin's day


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Would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you Tight,
I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you,
Without you life seems to be boring,
You came and filled my life with lots of happiness
Love you very very much.

Happy Valentine’s Day


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Doctor paper me aisa kya likh kar deta hai jo sirf medical store waale ko hi samajh aata hai? ??????????
??????????
Maine Loot liya hai tu bhi loot le.


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date Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Dost ke liye ajab misaal hain hum ,
sachhe dost ki pehchaan hain hum,
ye to nahin kahte hum Sultan-E-Mirza hain Mumbai ke,
Lekin Agra ke tees markhaan hain hum.


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How friendship breaks?
~Both frnnds will think, the other is busy & will not contact
~They thought that it may be disturbing
~As timpasses , both will think, let the other will contact first.
~After that, each will think, why i should contact first?
~Here your f'ship will be converted in to Hate.
~Finally without contact , the memory becomes weak ~
They forget each-others
SO pass this msg to all your frnds whom you want to say-...
.............
"Jaane nahin denge tujhe"


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Santa- I love u...
Santa's Gf- I love u 2
Santa- I love u 3.4.5.6.7.8.9
Santa's GF- I love u infinity
Santa- I love rajnikant.....ab bol


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A new beginning,
A new destination.

With happiness or sorrow
With pain or pleasure

I wish you Makar Sankranti


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date Thursday, January 6, 2011