School- A place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all your
life so that you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

2 minute ke liye mon raho,
un machharon ki atma ki shanti ke liye,
jo jo kal rat apko katne ke bad
Diabitz se mar gaye
Bcoz “U R” so so so sweet.

Fact every thing is fair in love 7 war
But I suggest you should do war & never love,
because in war eighter you live or die.

date Saturday, February 20, 2010

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