New Year with New girlfriend.
New Year With New Job.
New Year With New Hope.
But Always Celebrate New Year with Old Friends...
Happy New Year's Day!!
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Ek ladki thi diwani si, Mobile lekar chalti thi,
najare jhuka ke, mobile me kuchh karti thi,
jab bhi milti thi mujhse yahi poocha karti thi,
Ye Chaloo kaise hota hai.
Mujhe to apno ne loota,
Gairon me kahaan dum tha.
Meri Haddi vahaan tooti,
jahaan Hospital band tha.
Mujhe jis ambulance me daala,
Uska petrol khatm tha.
Mujhe rikshey me isliye bithaya,
kyun ki uska kiraya kam tha.
Mujhe Doctoron ne uthaya,
Nurson me kahaan dum tha.
Mujhe jis bad per litaya,
Uske neeche bam tha.
Mujhe to bam se udaya,
Goli me kahaan dum tha.
Aur mujhe sadak me dafnaya,
kyun ki Kabristaan me function tha.
BETTER TRUTH....
If you Regularly message your friends, you Won't got any response.
But if you message them from Unknown Number Everyone will respond
People have time 4 Unknown but Not for Known.
And i agree with that.
Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur raatein roshan ho,
Kamyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere Yaar.
HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE
Unhein koi aur bhi Chahe is baat se hum Thoda-Thoda jalte hain.
Par fakr hai humein is baat ka, ki Sab humari chahat pe marte hain.
Bus Ek Chhoti si haan Kar Do,
Humare Naam Is Tarah Saara Jahan Kar Do.
Wo Mohabbatein Jo Tumharay Dil Me Hain,
Un Ko Zuba Per Lao Aur Bayaan Kar Do
Aaj Bus Aap Kaho Aur Kehtay He Jao
Hum Bus Sunein Aisa Be-Zuban Kar Do
Hoi Purani Daastan Heer Raajha Ke
Tareekh Mohabbat Ke Phir Say Jawan Kar Do
Aa Jao Ke Aisa Toot Ker Chahu Tumhein
Humaari Mohabbat Ko Mohabbat Ka Nishan Kar Do
Apnay Dil May Is Tarah Chupa Lo Mujh Ko
Rahu Hameesha Is May Aisa Mera Makan Kar Do.
Hamara Exam tha or hum udaas ho gaye,
Humne puri sheet pe apki tasvir bana dali or hum pass ho gye.
Kaise?
Kyun ki paper drawing ka tha aur cartoon banana tha.
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai,
1 pal ki judaai muddat si lagti hai,
Pehle nahi soch tha ab sochne lage hai hum,
Zindagi k har lamho me teri zarurat si lagti hai.
Woh Mausam Wo Bahar Bhi Uske Samne Kam Thi,
Uske Saath Guzra Wo Waqt Wo Fiza Bhi Num Thi,
Per Kya Kare Ae Zalim
Apne Hathon Mein Mohabbat Ki Lakir Hi Kam Thi.
kuch fitrat hi aisi hui ki,
pyar se jeene ki surat na hui.
jinhe chaha vo mil na sake,
jo mile un se mohabbat na hui.
Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li,
rahe dono khamosh par baat karli.
Mohabbat ki fiza ko jab khush paya,
in aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li…
Unki Mohabbat ke abhi nishaan baki hai,
Naam lab par hai aur jaan baki hai .
Kya hua agar dekh kar muh pher lete hai,
Tasalli hai ki shakal ki pehchaan baki hai
Aasmaan aaj fir se roya hai,
naakaam aashiqon ke haar me ek aur moti piroya hai,
koi to bataye kaha mera mehboob khoya hai,
mohabbat ki kabr me mera ye pyar soya hai.
Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,
vo aankho se waar karti hain.
maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,
ki vo kitno se pyaar karti hain.
Mohabbat ke bina zindagi fizool hai,
Par mahobbat ke bhi apne ussol hai.
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfate,
Par aap ho mehboob toh sab kubul hai.
Hawaa Ke Jhoko Ka Khyaal Rakhna,
Jo beet Gaya Use Kya Yaad Rakhna.
Dena Chahte Ho Agar Khushiyaan Hume,
To Khush Rahna Aur Apna Khyaal Rakhna....
Ramlal- THAKUR GABBAR ne bahu rani ki izzat lut li hai.
Thakur- To kya?
Ramlal-bhu rani puch rahi hai. Badla lena hai ya payment le loon.
Apke bathroom me 1 hafte se camera laga hai,
Aur ab dekho apni nahate samay ki Photo…
Oh… Ho.! Ye kya
Hafte bhar se Nahaye hi nahi..
Chi – Chi
Yadon ka ye karvan hamesha rahega,
Door hote hue bhi pyar whi rahega,
maaf karna mil nahi paate aapse,
Yakin rakhna in aankhon me intezar whi rahega.
Ummidon ki shama dil me mat jalana,
Is jaha ke safar me kho na jana,
Aaj mood me the to SMS kar diya,
Par roz roz intezar me palke mat bichana..
Jabse....
Ek sapna fisal gaya hathon se... kahke..."Alvida"
Bahut pee hai teri aankhon se humne,
Maykhane par jaane ko ab ji nahin karta..
Dekhi hai laali tere surkh labon pe aksar
Ugate suraj ka najara karne ko ab ji nahin karta..
Maheka he mere aashiyana teri hasin yaadon se,
Phoolon se use sajane ko ab ji nahin karta...
Mili hai tanhai mujhe tere pyaar ki saugaat me,
Kisi aur se dil lagane ko ab ji nahin karta...
Lamha-2 lamha karta hoon bas tera hi intezaar,
Is kadar pal-pal marne ko ab ji nahin karta...
Chale the cunne khushiyon ke phool,
Bagiya me kaante chubhte to achha tha.
Patjadh ko hai phoolon ke ruksat hone ka intezaar,
Mausam pyaar ka yun na badalta to achha tha.
Zindagi me mila hai aksar apno se dokha,
Ek ajnabi ko is kadar na milte to achha tha.
Muskil hai bayaan apni tanhaai ka,
Kismat se pyaar kisi ka milta to achha tha.
Kehnde ishQ nu nasha kyu. .
Hundi ashiQi ki cheej..
Loki ashiQan nu kehnde kahton pyar de mareej. .
Es Raaj ton sda he asi rehnde anjane. .
Ne bahaar kihnu kehnde tenu vekheya tan jaane. .!
Pehla pyar kihnu kehnde tenu vejheya tan jaane. .!
Doctor
ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye.
MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution
istemal ho.
BAARAT ambulance me jaye,
SHAADI hospital me ho.
PHOTO ki
jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di
jaye,
...
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye.
DULHAN k
gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
Aur
maja to tab aaye jab
Dr. shaadi k baad bole NEXT PLZ ! Gdn8! tk cr frndzzzzzzzz!
Rab insaan k irade aajmata hai,
khwabo ki chadar ankho se hatata hai,
har rishte ka ehsaas dil me rakhna,
kyun ki ek ehsaas hi hai jo rishto ko banata hai..!
Boy:I luv U Tum dunya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho
girl:Acha par tumhare piche mujh se bhi zyada haseen ladki khadi h
Boy mud k piche dekhta h par waha koi nai hota
grl:Agar tum such me mujhse pyar karte to kbhi piche na dekhte "I hate u"
Boy:chalo Jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga,
.
.
girl: LO !! Ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi nai kar sakti.. ;)