History k teacher ne puchha- Kalidas ka ek bhai tha jo shoes banata tha , uska naam kya tha?
sardar ne socha phir jawab diya - adidas!
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Malik(naukar se)- Aaj tumne roti me zyada ghee laga diya,
Naukar- Galti ho gai malik lagta hai maine aapko apni roti de di hai..
Santa ke ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir LAGI hui thi.
Banta-Ye kyun laga rakhi hai?
Santa-LAFING BUDDHA lene gaya tha, dukandar ne kaha ye LATEST hai.
What is true love ?
Subah uth kar ankhein kholne se pehle jiska chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
Mandir mien darshan karte waqt kisi ke paas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki kalpana se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sar kisi ki god me rakh kar lage ki man halka ho gaya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish karke bhi jise nafrat na kar sake dil aur na hi bhul sake vo pyar hai,
aur ye message padhte waqt jiski yaad tumhein aaye vo tumhara pyar hai.
Maana Ki Aaj Door Ho Aap Humse,
Par Duriyo Se Kabhi DiL Tuta Nahi Karte,
Visvaas Ki Mitti Me Ugate Hain Jo Poudhe,
Wo Waqt Ki Andhiyo Se Tuta Nahi Karte.
Itna kyun chaaha use ki bhula na sake,
Itna kyun paas gaye ki dur jaa na sake,
Ab tanhai me baithe ye sochte hain hum,
Kyun chaha use jise kabhi pa na sake.
Maana ki kuch dilo me nafrat hoti hai,
par har dil me koi hasrat hoti hai,
insaan uske aage hi jhukta hai ,
jisse use bepanah mohabbat hoti hai!