Showing posts with label funny jokes in hindi. Show all posts
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AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Ek Nayi Book Ki Lakhon Copies 2 Din
Me Hi Bik Gayi,
.
Kyunki Title Ke
Typing
me Thodi Galati Ho Gai Thi.
.
Book Ka Name Tha..
.
.
.
“AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE" instead of LIFE


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date Tuesday, September 9, 2014
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Palko Ko Jhuka Kar Salaam Karte Hain

Palko Ko Jhuka Kar Salaam Karte Hain

 Dil Ki Har Dua Aapke Nam Karte Hain

 Kabool Ho To Muskura Dena,

 Aapki Muskurahat Pe,
Puri Colgate Company Qurban Karte hain!


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date Monday, September 8, 2014
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Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?

Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?

 Masti? NO

 Timepass? NO

 Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.

 Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA…!!!


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date Saturday, September 6, 2014
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Husband wife joke

Wife :-Kal rat tum mujhe nind mein galiya q kyun de rahe the ?
Husband :- tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife:- kaisi galat fehmi ?
Husband :- yahi ki main nind mein tha...


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date Wednesday, August 27, 2014
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Husband Wife Funny Joke

Patni :- pati se shadi se pehle ap
 roj gift dete the, par ab nahi dete kyun?
.
Tune kabhi kisi machware ko machli pakadne
ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai..


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DRIVING IN PUNJAB.

DRIVING IN PUNJAB.

 (1)The one who drives faster than you gets: “Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu…”

 (2)The one who drives slower than you gets: “Gaddi chalauni aundi nai.. Par laini zaroor aa..”.

 (3)And finally the one who drives equal to you: “Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!” 


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date Monday, August 25, 2014
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Santa’s e-banking password

Santa’s e-banking password was:

 “ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

 Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

 Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

 Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

 Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. 


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Traffic police chalan book

Traffic police chalan book
nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
... ... ... ..
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar
jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi
dhire chalana!" 


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date Monday, August 18, 2014
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CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha…

CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha…
“Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga…”
Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya :x
Usne kaha: abe kaminey….. woh toh katne ke darr se de diya…… warna main toh MURGA hun !!
;-) :-D


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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne usse puchha:
Kyun tension mein ho?
Aadmi:
Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the…
Aur ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon! :(
:-P


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Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak

Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak 
Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein 
Pahunchte Hai. 
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. 
Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?�� 
Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?�� 
Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki�� 
Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?�� 
Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li�� 
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. 
��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur 
. 
Na Mein Thand Se


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Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!
Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!
Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!
‘Husband Shoked!’
;-) :-D


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Funny Hindi Joke


Funny Posters, Funny Hindi Jokes Posters


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date Sunday, July 27, 2014
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Funny Hindi Jokes

Funny Hindi Jokes Images


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date Friday, July 25, 2014
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Funny Hindi Joke Poster

Funny Jokes in Hindi


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Funny Hindi Joke

Funny Hindi Joke Posters


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Murgi aur Kauwe ki shaadi fix ho gyi

Murgi aur Kauwe ki shaadi fix ho gyi.
Murga:- Aakhir mujhme kya kami thi, tumhari cast ka tha, us kauwa me aisa kya tha. 
Murgi:- Amma baba ki khwahish thi ki ladka airforce me hona chahiye.


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date Monday, July 21, 2014
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"Ragini MMS 2" me sabko dara ke rakh dungi

Sunny Leone:- "Ragini MMS 2" me sabko dara ke rakh dungi.
Pappu:- Darr to aapki pehle ki movies me bhi lagta tha, 
            Kahin peeche se mummy papa na aa jayein.


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date Wednesday, July 16, 2014
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