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The Perfect Son

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Do You want to make money from Facebook?

Do You want to make
money from Facebook?
.
It's easy.
.
Just go to your Account
Setting,
Deactivate your account,
and Go To Work!

Traffic police chalan book

Traffic police chalan book
nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
... ... ... ..
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar
jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi
dhire chalana!"

Monday, August 18, 2014

CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha…

CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha…
“Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga…”

Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…

Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya

Usne kaha: abe kaminey….. woh toh katne ke darr se de diya…… warna main toh MURGA hun !!

Funny Hindi Poster

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Funny Hindi Joke

Funny Hindi Jokes

Funny Hindi Jokes Images

Friday, July 25, 2014

Murgi aur Kauwe ki shaadi fix ho gyi

Murgi aur Kauwe ki shaadi fix ho gyi.
Murga:- Aakhir mujhme kya kami thi, tumhari cast ka tha, us kauwa me aisa kya tha.
Murgi:- Amma baba ki khwahish thi ki ladka airforce me hona chahiye.

Monday, July 21, 2014

"Ragini MMS 2" me sabko dara ke rakh dungi

Sunny Leone:- "Ragini MMS 2" me sabko dara ke rakh dungi.
Pappu:- Darr to aapki pehle ki movies me bhi lagta tha,
Kahin peeche se mummy papa na aa jayein.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya

Dost : Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
Husband : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.. ghutno pe.

Dost : kya baat kar raha hai..

Husband : Aur nahi to kya..

Dost : Fir Kya Boli ?

Husband : Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao, Ab Nahi Maarungi..

In rain you must be feeling to go out
Dance around
Sing songs
Meet friends
Jump around
No worry...
Every Frogs Feel The Same....;-)

Friday, June 28, 2013

Ques:- What is the Full-form of Maths??
Ans:- Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

A frog asked pandit:-
wats my future.
He said a beutiful girl is gong 2 touch u everywhere.
Xcited frog asked wen, where n how?
Pandit: Nxt year in BIO PRACTICAL.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form of class?
Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping

Boy-"dear, look in 2 my syes, wht do you se? tell me quickly.
Girl- true Love. Boy oye true love waali, kachra gaya hai jaldi phoonk maar.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ek aadmi jyotishi se: Meri shaadi kyun nahin ho rahi hai
Jyotishi: Kaise hogi? Kundali me sukh hi sukh jo likha hai.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Ladke waale- Humein aapke padosi ki ladki pasand hai, Vo ladki ki shaadi kab karenge
Padosi- Abhi nahin, Ladki padh rahi hai
Ladke vaale- To humara beta kaun-sa bandar hai jo uski book faad dega.

Doctor paper me aisa kya likh kar deta hai jo sirf medical store waale ko hi samajh aata hai? ??????????
??????????
Maine Loot liya hai tu bhi loot le.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Santa- I love u...
Santa's Gf- I love u 2
Santa- I love u 3.4.5.6.7.8.9
Santa's GF- I love u infinity
Santa- I love rajnikant.....ab bol

Corporate style of blackmailing-
Employee: Sir. agar aapne meri salary nahi badai,
to main sab employee se keh dunga ki aapne meri salary badai hai.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010