SMS in Hindi, Funny Hindi Jokes, Shayari in Hindi

Santa:- Maa mei  bda ho kar airforce me jaunga,
Maya :- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai,
Santa :- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga,..

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. 

Ek Train me yatra karte hue do Girls baat kar rahin thi..
First Girl - Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Second Girl - Mujhe ek CROREPATI pati chahiye.
First Girl - Agar CROREPATI nahin mila to.
Second Girl - To 50 lakh k 2 pati bhi chalenge.
First Girl - Agar 50 lakh wala bhi nahin mila to.
Second Girl - To 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge.
In dono ki baat sunkar upar ki berth par baitha hua SANTA bola
"Jab ye 100 rupaye par aaye to mujhe utha dena."

Santa, Banta aur Pappu picnic pe gaye,
Pahuchne k baad yaad ayaki pepsi ghar bhul gye.
Decide hua ki Pappu ghar se pepsi layega.
Pappu ki ek shart thi ki 
jab tak main na aau koi samose nahi khaega.
2 din guzar gaye, pappu nahi aya.
4 din guzar gaye, nahi aya.
Santa Banta ne socha ab samosa kha lene chahye..
Jese hi santa -banta samose khane lage...
Ped k peeche se Pappu nikla aur bola:
Aise cheating karoge to main pepsi lene nahi jaunga!