Lafzo ki tarah yaadon ki kitabon me milenge,
Ya banke mehak apko foolon me milenge.
Milne ke liye humse-e-dost jara theek se sona ,
Aaj hum apse  khwabo me milenge.....


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date Monday, June 25, 2012
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Ek baccha mummy se pitne k baad apne papa se:
Papa kabhi aap Egypt gaye ho?.
.
Papa: Nahi beta.
.
Bacha: Phir itni khofnaak mummy kahan se le aae!!


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date Saturday, June 16, 2012
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Santa-Suna Hai Tum Apni Bivi Ke Sath Bartan Dhote Ho.
Banta: To Kya Hua,
Wo Bhi To Mere Sath Rotiya Pakati Hai..


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"Har Ladki aapke Liye Bekarar Hai,
Har Ladki ko aapka intezar Hai,
Ye aapka koi kamaal Nahi,
Kuch Dino Baad

   ?"RAKHI"?
ka Tyohaar H.

Bchke!!!


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Teacher 2 Boy:
1 Taraf paisa
1 Taraf Dimag
Kya Loge?
Boy- paisa
Teacher-Galat Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti
Boy- Jiske Pas Jo Na ho Vo Wahi Leta hai.


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Koi chahta hai koi batata hai,
Koi rulata hai to koi hasata hai,
Mohabbat har kisiko hoti hai,
Fark itna hai koi aazmata hai,koi nibhata hai.


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Dil diya tha mohbat ki nishani samajh kar
Woh kha gaye usey biryani samajh kar
Khoon-e-jigar bhi na choda zalim ne
Wo bhi pi gye neembu pani samajh kar.


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date Friday, June 15, 2012
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