Jabse....
Ek sapna fisal gaya hathon se... kahke..."Alvida"
Bahut pee hai teri aankhon se humne,
Maykhane par jaane ko ab ji nahin karta..
Dekhi hai laali tere surkh labon pe aksar
Ugate suraj ka najara karne ko ab ji nahin karta..
Maheka he mere aashiyana teri hasin yaadon se,
Phoolon se use sajane ko ab ji nahin karta...
Mili hai tanhai mujhe tere pyaar ki saugaat me,
Kisi aur se dil lagane ko ab ji nahin karta...
Lamha-2 lamha karta hoon bas tera hi intezaar,
Is kadar pal-pal marne ko ab ji nahin karta...
Chale the cunne khushiyon ke phool,
Bagiya me kaante chubhte to achha tha.
Patjadh ko hai phoolon ke ruksat hone ka intezaar,
Mausam pyaar ka yun na badalta to achha tha.
Zindagi me mila hai aksar apno se dokha,
Ek ajnabi ko is kadar na milte to achha tha.
Muskil hai bayaan apni tanhaai ka,
Kismat se pyaar kisi ka milta to achha tha.
Kehnde ishQ nu nasha kyu. .
Hundi ashiQi ki cheej..
Loki ashiQan nu kehnde kahton pyar de mareej. .
Es Raaj ton sda he asi rehnde anjane. .
Ne bahaar kihnu kehnde tenu vekheya tan jaane. .!
Pehla pyar kihnu kehnde tenu vejheya tan jaane. .!
Doctor
ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye.
MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution
istemal ho.
BAARAT ambulance me jaye,
SHAADI hospital me ho.
PHOTO ki
jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di
jaye,
...
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye.
DULHAN k
gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
Aur
maja to tab aaye jab
Dr. shaadi k baad bole NEXT PLZ ! Gdn8! tk cr frndzzzzzzzz!
Rab insaan k irade aajmata hai,
khwabo ki chadar ankho se hatata hai,
har rishte ka ehsaas dil me rakhna,
kyun ki ek ehsaas hi hai jo rishto ko banata hai..!
Boy:I luv U Tum dunya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho
girl:Acha par tumhare piche mujh se bhi zyada haseen ladki khadi h
Boy mud k piche dekhta h par waha koi nai hota
grl:Agar tum such me mujhse pyar karte to kbhi piche na dekhte "I hate u"
Boy:chalo Jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga,
.
.
girl: LO !! Ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi nai kar sakti.. ;)
Monday, December 5, 2011