Ek paagal dusre paagal se- Main tere itni zor se thappad marunga ki DELHI jakar girega.
Dusra Pagal- Zara aahista marna mujhe gaziabad mein kuch kaam hai.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Salesman:sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal Deo mangega.
A rose says I love you!
A smile says I like you!
A ring says I marry you!
But my Small SMS Says
"I REMEMBER you" Every time.. Every day..
Defination of Dost
D= Dur hoke b pass ho.
O= Ouro se jyada khass ho.
S= Sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho.
T= Takdir se jyada jispe vishwas ho.
kyun mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
kyun roj mera dil dukhate ho.
meri to ruh tak kaamp jati hai ye sunkar ki tum,
BARTAN DHONE WALE SABUN se nahate ho.
Kuch aansu palkon me chupa liye jaate hain, kuch gum dil me daba liye jaate hain.
Log kehte hain har gum k baad khushi aati hai, aur hum isi aas par jiye jaate hain.