"HAPPY LIFE" ;
Never Try To DEFEAT Anyone,
Just Try To WIN Everyone.
&
Don't Laugh 'AT' Anyone,
But Laugh 'WITH' Everyone...
A Simple FORMULA For A "HAPPY LIFE"
Its when u hide n still say we are just frndz,
but..
Silently in tears u miss your sweetheart n
say :
" I love u a lot dear but u can't be mine..."
One side love
or their clothes, or their fancy car,
but because they sing a song only you can hear.
You don't love someone for their looks
Maya :- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai,
Santa :- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga,..
Santa Bants Joke
The person who loves you can do anything
for your just one smile..
Even after knowing that he/she is
not ur future..
Thats whats called TRUE LOVE..
A Cute thought about love
One, figure out exactly what you want to do,
and two, do it.
Two rules for being successful
to accept conditions as they exist, or
accept the
responsibility for changing them.
There are two primary choices in life
Love is never planned.
It does not happen for a reason.
But when love is real,
it becomes your plan for life and your reason for living....
Love is never planned
very close to you.
Do fight with him/her.
Because sometimes
fight saves relation...
But..
Being silent just increases gaps..
When you hurt by the person
Boy : Where do you wanna go??
Girl : (giggle) the moon!
So we can stare at the world...
Boy : okay... But, I'm gonna stare at you the entire time...
Girl : what?
Why?
Boy: Cause you are my world...
Girl : I wanna go somewhere with you..
person ,
that person always find a way
to
make time for you,
No excuses,
No lies
No broken promises
When you are important
Really successful people do things
when they don't want to do it.
Anyone can do something
giving up is what makes it permanent...
Being defeated is only a temporary condition
Foreign Authors
A Week before Exams, We prefer the books of
Local Authors
A day before Exam,
trying to read Our own Notes
On the day of Exam,
We Become Authors
"Yaar! Tu bass Heading bata baaki main khud likh lunga...
On the day of Exam
and suddenly shouts NOOOO,
don't go inside the Church its a trap !!
Wife :- what are you watching ?
Man :- our wedding DVD.
A man watching a movie at home
Wife :- wow, what did u ask for darling ?.
Husband :- I asked him to increase your brain ten times.
Wife :- oh Darling, I love you so much , did he do that ?
Husband :- He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
Husband Wife Joke
It works for 24 hours, 365 days,
right from your birth,
.
until you step in the exam hall.
The brain is the most outstanding organ
Aaine me dekhiye mujhse baat ho jayegi,
Shikwa na karo mujhse Milne ka,
Aankhe band karo khawabo me mulaqaat ho jayegi
Dil hi dil me dil ki bat ho jayegi
Husband :- tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife:- kaisi galat fehmi ?
Husband :- yahi ki main nind mein tha...
Husband wife joke
roj gift dete the, par ab nahi dete kyun?
.
Tune kabhi kisi machware ko machli pakadne
ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai..
Husband Wife Funny Joke
Kayi Aankhon se uss din aansu barseinge,
Jo kehte hai bahut bolta hai,
Kabhi wohi meri Aawaz sunne ko tarseinge.
Jiss din band ho gayi meri Aankhein
we pull,
then when one person let’s go,
it’s The Person Who Held On That Gets Hurt!!!!
What is Love..?
(1)The one who drives faster than you gets: “Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu…”
(2)The one who drives slower than you gets: “Gaddi chalauni aundi nai.. Par laini zaroor aa..”.
(3)And finally the one who drives equal to you: “Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!”
DRIVING IN PUNJAB.
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
Nokia Lumia
.
And After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Huggies
Nokia 1100
Things in Boys room
“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….
Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??
Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai….
Santa’s e-banking password
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
wah wah… wah wah
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
aur
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Deewaane fir bhi Latak jate hain.
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye
A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!!
Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?
Salesman: – Why Madam?
Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!! :-P :-P
MORAL: – Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client… & over smartness in India can be deadly.
Salesman
If someone else tries to light
that fire under you,
chances are it will burn very briefly.
Motivation is a fire from within
to give yourself what
you wish someone else
would give you.
Sometimes you just got
and many great executioners
are without ideas.
One without
the other is worthless.
Many great ideas go unexecuted
You don't have to see the whole staircase,
just take the first step."
Take the first step in faith
try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that, but
the really great make you feel that you,
too, can become great.
Keep away from people who
log chehre Tak bhool jate hai,
tum samundar ki baat karte ho,
dubne wale toh aankho me Bhi doob jate hai,..
Kaam ki kya baat karte ho
toh tufan palko mein rok pana mushlil tha,
Aasan laga use yaad karke mar jana,
kyunki bhool k usey jee pana mushkil tha,..
Pyar karke usey Dil se Mitana Mushkil tha
Mai kahu toh mera Eitbaar Na karna,
Ye Bhi kaha ke mujhe pyar nahi hai Tumse,
or ye Bhi Keh gaye ke kisi or se pyar mat Karna,.
Woh Keh Gaye mere Intzaar mat karna
Gamo ki nind sulakar chale gaye,
Kis bhool ki sazaa di humko,?
Pehle hasaya or fir rula kar chale gaye,..
Sapno ki treh aakar chale gaye
Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar,
Hum toh us shaam ka Intzaar karte hai Jo aaye tumhe sath lekar
Koi shaam aati hai tumhari yaad lekar
kabhi yaad karne mein kya burai hai,
yaad unko kiye bina reh Bhi toh nahi pate,
dil mein jageh Jo unhone kuch aisi bnai hai,,
Tod kar agar kasam khayi hai
woh pyar ki kadar nahi karta
" Par "
such toh ye hai ki pyar ki kadar
Jo Bhi karta hai usey koi pyar hi nahi karta,..
Log kehte hai jise hadd se jayada mohabbat karo
of all achievement, not a hope,
not a wish, but a keen pulsating
desire which transcends everything.
Desire is the starting point
but it is very important that you do it.
Whatever you do will be insignificant
is not as important
as what you become by achieving
your goals.
What you get by achieving your goals
the best thing you can do is
the right thing;
the next best thing you can do is
the wrong thing;
the worst thing you can do is
nothing.
In any situation
Winners visualize the rewards of success.
Losers visualize the penalties of failure.
Make that one idea your life -- think of it,
dream of it, live on that idea.
Let the brain, muscles, nerves,
every part of your body,
be full of that idea,
and just leave every other idea alone.
This is the way to success.
Take up one idea.
Bcoz
Anger Hurts Others..
While Tears Flow Silently Through
The Soul
And
Cleanses The Heart..!
Its Better To Cry Than To Be Angry
Your Eyes While You Kiss Me, But
You Didn’t !!
Boy: You Too Said The Same And
You Also Didn't Close Your Eyes
Girl: I Was Watching You Whether
You Have Closed Your Eyes Or Not,
So Only I Didn’t Close My Eyes
Boy: I Was Watching You Whether
You Are Watching Me Or Not, So
Only I Didn’t Close My Eyes.
Girl: You Said You Will Be Closing
everyone but
You can show anger to only who is close
2 U,
so "anger" is always
higher "love"..
You can show love
important work in office...
His gf called up..
Gf: Did I disturb u..??
Reply was so amazing..
Boy: Ya... But whats life without being disturbed by the right person..
A boy was busy
with cute face.
But in the end,
you have to deal with character,
Not the beauty.
It's easy to fall in love
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch!
Husband Trolled by wife
Wife : had ur lunch.?
1. nobody is real in this world except
Mother.. . . .
2. a poor person has no friends.. .
3. people do not like good thoughts
they like good looks.. .
4. people respect the money not
the person.. .
5. the person you love the most,
will hurt you the most
5 TRUTH OF LIFE.. . . .
.
.
Jab ek dost apni akhiri
saansein le raha ho
.
.
Aur uska dost ankho mein
aansu le aye aur kahe,
.
.
.
*Chal uth Yaar Aaj last time
Maut ki Class Bunk Krte hain*
What is the meaning of true friend?
Will you Please talk to Me for A second
Lady: why?
Man: because whenever I Talk to Ladies She Appears From nowhere like a ghost...
Man to a Lady In a Crowded mall
Real friends are those who care without hesitation,
who remember you without limitation,
who trustful without suspicion,
and who love even without communication.
..............
Fake friends;
Laugh/mad on you without real reasons,
never remember you unless they need/use you,
never around when you need them.
..............
So be careful how to choose your friends
and how to plan your future.
Good Luck.
Good Friends
"I love you" to someone you
really really like say it directly or indirectly,
coz it is not everyday you will meet the person
who has the magic power to let you fall in love with.
Good Luck with finding the right person.
Never miss an opportunity to say
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
The Perfect Son
money from Facebook?
.
It's easy.
.
Just go to your Account
Setting,
Deactivate your account,
and Go To Work!
Do You want to make money from Facebook?
I hug you but I am not ur life patner..
I care for you but i am not your family..
I am ready to share your pain but i am not in your blood
relation..
They are.... Friends !
Loves you more than a Lover
I love you but i am not you lover
Father 2 son: When i beat you How do you control your anger?..
nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
... ... ... ..
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar
jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi
dhire chalana!"
Traffic police chalan book
“Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga…”
CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha…
Kyun tension mein ho?
Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the…
Aur ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein
Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?��
Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?��
Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki��
Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?��
Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li��
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola.
��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur
.
Na Mein Thand Se
Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!
Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!
Faith in the words..
Pride in our Souls..
Lets salute the Nation ..
Our Independence Day!
May this Independence Day
Fills your life happiness and prosperity
Happy Independence Day
Let us come together
To felicitate our glorious nation
And feel proud to be Indian!
Jai Hind...
Happy Independence day
Lat's Celebrate Freedom by promoting a
human rights culture in which
respect, dignity and equality
become a code for living.
This will be our role to
live up to the dreams
of 1947.
Happy Independence Day
B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL” is better than an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.
Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !!
A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband
How she feels ?
Its all written in her eyez If you can read her eyez U definitely deserve her heart.
A Girl doesn't need to tell you
Not because she doesn't trust her
beauty..
Not because she doesn't trust
you...
..
But
because she Is that Girl Who Refuse
To share you With another One...
Do You know Why Girls Get Jealous ?
Bf : love you too .
*Sending failed* ! .
.
Gf : I love u . Really .
* Sending failed* ! .
Bf : aley love you love you ! .
*sending failed* !.
.
Gf : U love me na ? .
Kaha ho .
.
Bf : Bullshit ! .
*sending succesfully* !
.
Breakup..
Gf : hey Babu.. I Love u.
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane
fully drunk.. a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
"hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."
True bravery is to arrive home
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya jaaney
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney
we find a reflection of our appearances
.
.
But in heart
we find a reflection
of our soul
In a mirror
Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm
Most Difficult Task - To find Socks
Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class
Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends
Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period
Most Wonderful News - Teacher is ABSENT
SCHOOL LIFE:
When u know it might never be yours.
.
.
But
.
.
It's even harder to give up when u know it's the only thing u wanted.
It's hard to wait for something
It is when you hide tears and still care
of her,
It is when she Ignores you and you
still love her,
....It is when ....she Begins to love
another and you still smile for her,
It is when you sacrifice your
happiness and Die for HER
What is love?
It Just Needs two
wonderful
People
One Who can trust..
And
One who can Understand..
Relationships Do Not need Promises, Terms and Conditions..
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Rakhi nikalna or kehna pyari behna milti rehna
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Apne Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna
Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai,
O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai,
Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna,
Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai…
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai