In year 2013 may good would be your best friend,
He loves you deeper, Always bless on you,
God always guide you and carry you,
Wish you very  Happy New Year.


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Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,

before the net works get jammed,
Wish u and your family,
Happy Sparkling New Year 2013


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12 Months happiness,
52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter,
8760 hrs goodluck,
525600 Minutesjoy,
31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a Happy new year 2013


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Naya Sabera Nayi kiran ke saath
Naya Din ek pyari si Muskurahat ke sath
Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari khushiyon Ke Sath
Happy New Year 2013 …


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May this new year be a step forward
In leading you to new adventure,
New roads to explore and new success to reach.

WISHING U ALL A VERY NEW YEAR 2013


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Teacher- Surdas kaise andhey hue?
Student-
Sur(Surdas) gaye tulsi ke ghar, Tulsi dihin litaye.
Dhar ke chimta ghoons dihin, Sur gaye andhraye.


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Aaj humare dil ko ehsaas ho gya,
Na chahte hue bhi vishwas ho gya.
Hum to samajh nahin paye zindagi me kiso ko,
Aur is bevkoofi ko kahte rahe pyaar ho gya.


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Ek mandir ke dwaar pe likhi ek khoobsurat baat-
"Ishwar ke paas aapki dua sunne k liye bahut waqt he,
Lekin kya aapke paas dil se dua maangne k liye waqt he?


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Pyaar vo jo aapke jajbaat ko samjhe,
Mohabbat vo jo aapke ehsaas ko samjhe.
Mil to jate hain sab apna kahne wale,
Par apna wo jo bin kahe aapki har baat ko samjhe.


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Hum bhi khush the jab unse mulaqat na thi,
Din achhe the sapno ki baa na thi.
Rona sikhaya unki yaadon ne humari aankhon ko,
Isse pehle in aankhon me barsaat na thi.


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Har ilzaam ka haqdaar vo humein banate hain,
Har khata ki saj wo humein sunate hain.
Hum har baar khamosh rah jate hain,
Kyunki wo apna hone ka haq jatate hain.


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Shukkon cheen liya usne humara,
Ab kya kare ye dil bechaara.
Aaj wo kehta he bhool jao,
Koi unhein ye bata de unke bagair nhi he gujaara.


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Happy Diwali SMS


With my 1 heart
With my 2 eyes
With my 7 liter blood
With my 206 bones
With my 4.5 million red cells
With my 60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!!


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Best Diwali wishes SMS


May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!


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Barsat me hum boond banke baras jaayenge,
Patjhar me hum phool bankar jhad jaayenge.
Kya hua jo aapko tang karte hain, 
Ek din aapko bin bataye hi chale jaayenge.




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Jeena itna mushkil ho jaayega humne socha na tha,
Vishvas ka patan ho jaayega humne socha na tha,
Tune mera naam hi apne dil pe likha na tha,
Kyun ki me shayad us layak na tha.


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2 dost jungle ghoomne gaye, Raat ko vo tent laga kar so gaye.
Aadhi raat ko ek dost ki aankh khuli, usne doosre ko jaga k kahaa.
Aasmaan ki taraf dekhkar bata tujhe kya najar aa rha hai?
2nd dost- Bahut saare taare.
1st dost- Isse kya pata chalta hai?
2nd dost- Aasman khoobsurat hai.
1st dost- Abe gadhe tent chori ho gya hai...


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6 year old boy- I love you mom!
Mom- awww I love you too..
18 year old boy- I love you mom.
Mom- Sorry I have no money...!!!


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Santa sabji lene gaya,
Sabji waala sabji par paani chidak raha tha.
Santa intezar karta raha.
Jab kaafi der ho gyi to bola-
Agar inhein hosh aa gya ho to 1kg gobhi taul do.


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Jubaan khamosh, aankhon me nami hogi,
Yahi bas dastan-e-zindagi hogi,
Bharne ko to har zakhm bhar jayega,
Kaise bharegi vo jagah jahaan aapki kami hogi.


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Ladkiyon se pyaar na karna..
Kyunki dikhti hain HEER ki tarah,
Lagti hain KHEER ki tarah,
Dil me chubhti hain TEER ki tarah,
Aur chhod jaati hain FAKEER ki tarah.


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Kisi purush nahin mahapurush ne kaha hai-

Ladkiyon ki adhi zindagi pati ki talash me
Aur
Baki  aadhi Zindagi pati ki talaashi me guzar jati hai.


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Ek Chor CHORI karne gya
Tijori par likha tha
  "Todne ki jarurat nahi, Button dabao khul jayegi"
Batan dabate hi police aa gyi..
Chor- "MAA KASAM" Insaniyat se vishwas hi uth gaya.


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Zindagi hasin hai, Isse pyaar karo,
Hai raat to subah ka intezar karo.
Wo pal bhi aayega Jiska intezar hai,
Bas Khud pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitbaar karo.


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Types of  roses-
Red Rose -For sign of love  and propose.
White Rose-sign of your love feling is very pure to your partner.
Yellow Rose-sign of  friendship.
Pink Rose-sign of to Express your thanks feeling for somebody.
Orange Rose-sign of your unlimited love love for someone.
Black Rose-Singn of not to endyour friendshipor love with someone instead your partner
want to end this.


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Ja Sms, ja ke unko to
"Good Day" Kehna,

Smile Kare to 
"So SWEET" kehna,

Delete kare to,
"THANKS"Kehna,

Aur Sms padhkar hume miss kare to
"SAME  TO U KAHNA"


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Boy to another boy:
Hey!!why did you propose that girl when you know she already has
A boyfriend..??
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Awesome reply By That Boy:
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"Khali Chair Per To koi Bhi Baith Sakta Hai,
Dum Hai To Kisi Ko Utha Kar Baitho...!!!"


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A boy saw his girlfriend sitting hands with another boy
He came home and msg his girlfriend.



You know what I saw your duplicate in the coffee shop today
Moral- love and trust have no limits.


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Ek baar chor pakadne ki machine bani-
USA me ek din me 9 pakde gaye.
CHINA me 30 pakde gaye .
UK me 50 pakde gaye.

Aur india me ek ghante me machine hi chori ho gyi





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Jee bhar ke roye to karaar paaya ,
Is daur me kisine sachha pyar paaya.
Zindagi gujar rahi hai imtihanon ke daur se,
Ek zakhm bhara nahin ki doosra taiyaar paya.


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Ek ladka ladki ko propose karta hai,
Ladka -I love u
Ladki -par mai to kisi aur se pyar karti hoon,
Kafi der  tak ladka ladki ko dekhta hai
"Teri maa se bolunga "



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The smoothy jasmine hide alone quarter came drunk


Samajhe nahi chalo Hindi me samajhate hai,

Chikni chameli chup ke akeli pauaa chadha ke aayi

Improve your English Yaar.......................


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Khoobsurti ye nahi ki naye kapade, Joote pehne,
Smart nazar aao...
Khoobsurati to andar se hoti hai,
isliye

Kaccha hamasha mast rangeen dhari wala pehno........


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Mana lenge unhein jo wo rooth jayenge,
bula lenge unhe jab akela khud ko payenge,
Wo to rooh me utar gaye hai iskadar hamari,
Agar wo laute na hamare paas,
To humein patte ki tarah toota hua payenge.


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Khwaab ki yun to gali dekhi humne,
Bagon me khilti har kali dekhi humme,

Jo kehte the kabhi bhul na payenge hamein,
Unhi ke dar pe apni tasveer jali dekhi humne.


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Zakhm+you = Marham
Tanhai+you = Mehfil
Tears+you = Smile
Rasta+you = Manzil
Nothing+you = Everything
Me+you = A great story of friendship


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Khawabon me aash rahti hogi,
Nigahon me talash rahti hogi,
Hamein pata hai ki aapke pas kisi cheez ki kami nahi,
Par kabhi to humare bina apki shaam bhi udaas rehti hogi..


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Chupchaap gamo ko sahte gaye hum,
Apne dil ke haalaton par rote gaye hum,
Kehna chaha kai baar humne apni mazboori ko,
Na chahte hue bhi gamon ke sagar me bahte gaye hum.


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Bekrar ho gye hum,unhe rusva dekhkar,
Shikva bhi na kar sake unhein khafa dekhkar,
Pooch lete agar mazboori vo hamari,
To vo door na ja pate humari wafa dekhkar.


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Pal do pal ka sath hame mile gam nahi,
Un do palo me bhi zindgi jee li hamne,
Unhe lagta hai unhe bhool jayenge hum,
Unhe khabar nahi ki unse bewfa hum nahi...


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Ruk jate wo agar wo hamare hote hote,
Doobte na hum yun istarah agar samane kinare hote,
Todh diye sampne sare hamare dil ke,
Poore ho jate sabhi sapne jo kisi aur ke liye saware hote...


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kash haale dil hum unhen, zuban se bayan kar pate...
Tadapte na akeele tanha,unhen bhi tadpa jate...
Wo samajh jate agar,samajhne ki koshis karte...
Par unhone samajhna hi na chaha,hme aur hamare zazbaat ko...
Kash unke jaate hi,hum usi raah me mar jate...


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Kyun kehte hai kuch behtar nahi hota,
Sach ye hai jaisa chaho waisa nahi hota,
Koi apka sath na de to gam na karna dost,
Kyun ki khud se behtar duniya me koi hamsafar nahi hota....


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Is kadar pyar karne lage hai hum unhen,
Ki kabhi lagta hai unka har ehsas naya hai,
Wo is kadar rooh me bas gaye hai hanari,
Ki ab to apna khuda bhi manne lage hai hum unhen.


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Hamne jise chaha use paa na sake,
Jisne hame chaha use caah na sake,
Yaro azeeb silsila hai dil ke tootne ka,
Doosaro ka todha apna bacha na sake......


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Muskuraye hum jo hame aap nazar aaye,
Sharmaye hum jo hme dekh aap muskuraye,
Sath rehna yun hamare saaye ki tarah,
 Ki dhukhon ke samandar se bhi, kabhi hum na ghabraye...


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Sari khushiya rooth jati hai tu jab rooth jata hai,
Sare armaan toot jate hai tu jab door jata hai,
Tujhe kya pata tu kya jane,
Ek baar is dil se pooch to jara,
Kya ye pal bhar bhi dhadhkta hai,
 Tera haath jb mere hathon se choot jata hai........


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Zindagi kuch is tarah badal gayi hai,
Ki ab to har ek pal badla sa lagta hai,
Koi is kadar shamil ho gaya hai rooh me ki,
Ab to khuli ankhon se dekha sapna saccha sa lagta hai,
Kisi ke aane se yu badal jati hai Zindagi pta na tha,
Kya kahein ki ab to har ehsaas anchua sa lagta hai.


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Dosti ko dil se churaya aapne,
Door rehte huye bhi apna banaya aapne,
Kabhi bhool nahi payenge hum aapko,.
Kyunki yaad rakhna bhi to sikhaya aapne,


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Kyun mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kyun roj mera dil dukhate ho,
Meri to rooh tak kaanp jati hai ye sunkar ki tum


BARTAN DHONE WALE SABUN se nahate ho


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Udaas lamhon ka na koi malaal rakhna,
Tufan me bhi wajud sambhal kar rakhna,
Kisi na kisi ke liye puri jindagi ho aap,
Bas yahi soch kar apna khayal rakhna.


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Santa  ne apni bhabhi ko khub mara.
Logon ne poochha kyun?

Santa:- Yaar, me jisse bi poochta hoon ki tum phone par kisse baat kar rahe ho ?

Har koi kehta hai “Teri Bhabhi Se”


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Dr. to patient's frnd: Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete.

Frnd:Abe saale,
Aadha ghanta pehle to accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kaise le aata..
 


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All flowers wait to wish u , sweet coffee waits to kiss u,
sun waits to touch you,
rain waits to bath you,
birds waits to say you,
Good Morning...


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Lafzo ki tarah yaadon ki kitabon me milenge,
Ya banke mehak apko foolon me milenge.
Milne ke liye humse-e-dost jara theek se sona ,
Aaj hum apse  khwabo me milenge.....


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Ek baccha mummy se pitne k baad apne papa se:
Papa kabhi aap Egypt gaye ho?.
.
Papa: Nahi beta.
.
Bacha: Phir itni khofnaak mummy kahan se le aae!!


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Santa-Suna Hai Tum Apni Bivi Ke Sath Bartan Dhote Ho.
Banta: To Kya Hua,
Wo Bhi To Mere Sath Rotiya Pakati Hai..


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"Har Ladki aapke Liye Bekarar Hai,
Har Ladki ko aapka intezar Hai,
Ye aapka koi kamaal Nahi,
Kuch Dino Baad

   ?"RAKHI"?
ka Tyohaar H.

Bchke!!!


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Teacher 2 Boy:
1 Taraf paisa
1 Taraf Dimag
Kya Loge?
Boy- paisa
Teacher-Galat Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti
Boy- Jiske Pas Jo Na ho Vo Wahi Leta hai.


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Koi chahta hai koi batata hai,
Koi rulata hai to koi hasata hai,
Mohabbat har kisiko hoti hai,
Fark itna hai koi aazmata hai,koi nibhata hai.


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Dil diya tha mohbat ki nishani samajh kar
Woh kha gaye usey biryani samajh kar
Khoon-e-jigar bhi na choda zalim ne
Wo bhi pi gye neembu pani samajh kar.


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Nazar Nazar me"PYASS" hai,
Har dil me ek "EHSAAS" hai,
Yu hi nhi humne aapse dosti ki,
Yaar humari pasand hi kuch"KHAAS" hai.


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Pari Chowk ka wo kinara na hota,
Jagat Farm ka wo najara na hota,
Ladkiyon ne apna fashion sawara na hota,
to "GREATER NOIDA"ka koi bhi ladka aawara na hota..



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Aaj khuda Se meri Mulakaat hui,
Thodi hi sahi par baat hui,
Maine aap ke bare me pucha ye insan kaisa hai
khuda ne kaha dosti bana k rakhna bilkul mere Jaisa hai.


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Naseeb me hamari tanhaiya likhi hain,
Aansu bhari yaadon ki parchaiyan likhi hain.
samajhte hai hum jinhe apna,
hamari kismat me unki ruswaiyan likhi hain.


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Har pal unke baare me sochte he,
Kabhi khudko kabhi khuda ko koste he.
Jab unka bhi dil chahta he humse milna,
Fir kyu wo apne kadmo ko rokte hai.


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Wo mere liye kuch khaas hai yaro.
jinke laut aane ki na koi aas hai yaro.
Wo nazro se door hai to kya hua.
Banke dil ki dhadhkan mere pass hain yaaron..


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Aasman me tum ho,
Zami pe tum ho,
Hawa me tum ho,
Jaha bhi dekho tum hi tum ho,
DOMEX WALI AUNTY thik kehti hai
“KITANU” har jagah hote hain.


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Dil ki baat hum unse kah nahin sakte
Lekin baat kahe bina rah bhi nahin sakte
Ae khuda kuch aisi taqdir bana
Ki vo khud aake humse kahe
Hum aapke bina jee nahin sakte.


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Ek aisa geet gaana chahta hoon main
Khushi ho ya gam bus muskurana chahta hoon main
Doston se dosti to har koi nibhata hai
Dushmanon ko bhi apna dost banana chahta hoon main
Jo hum ude oonchai pe akele to kya naya kiya
Saath me har kisi ke pankh failana chahta hoon main
Voh sochte hain ki main akela hoon unke bina
Tanhai saath hai mere, itna banana chahta hoon
Ae khuda, tamanna bas itni si hai..kabool karna
Muskuarate hue hi tere paas aana chahta hoon main.


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