Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Galey lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jukakey.
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK* Happy New Year 2011
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the networks get jammed
Wish you and your family
Happy New Year 2011
Hajaron Duaon, Beshumar Wafaon
Anginat Mohabbaton, Be-panah chahaton par OR
Khushion Ke Lajavab Khazane ke saath aapko
NAYA SAAL MUBARAK ho..HAPPY New Year 2011
Happy New Year 2011
Before the golden sun sets,
old calendar is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed
Corporate style of blackmailing-
Employee: Sir. agar aapne meri salary nahi badai,
to main sab employee se keh dunga ki aapne meri salary badai hai.
Apno ke liye dua magna fitrat hai hamari,
Apne khush rahe hasrat hai hamari,
Koi humko yaad kare na kare,
Apno ko yad karna Aadat hai humari.
Pyaar Ke Mamle Me Hum Thode Kachhe Hain,
Magar Dosti Ke Mamle Me Hum Bahut Sachhe Hain,
Hamari Dosti Bus Isi Baat Par Qayam Hai,
Ki Hamare Dost Humse Bhi Achhe Hain.
V had many options for dieing-
POISON,
HANGING BY NECK,
JUMPING FROM A BUILDING, COMING UNDER A TRAIN,
We choose EDUCATION!
Tadap Tadap k Marenge!
Bolti hai Dosti,chup rahata hai pyar,
hansati hai dosti,rulata hai pyar.
milti hai dosti juda karta hai pyar.
phir bhi kyun dosti chhod kar log karte hain pyaar.
If anybody throws stone at you,
You throws love at him,
But if anybody throws love at you,
sit back & think a while bcoz love hurts more than a stone.
Its abslutly true.
God is Male or Female?
Ans:"MALE"
Bcoz God likes
Pooja, Pushpa , Aarti, Archana,
Aradhana, Sadhana, Jyoti, Bhakti...etc
God is great!
Santa: Hawa Me Udnewali Chiz Egg deti Hai,
Zamin Pe Rahne Wali Baby deti Hai
Vah Kaun hai Jo Hawa me Udti Hai Par bache Zamin pe deti Hai
Banta:AIRHOSTESS
Teri Pyari Si Dosti Kaise Bhul Jaoon,
Pal-Pal Tumhari Yadon me Q na Aaoon,
Ae Dost Teri Dosti Sabse Pyari Hai,
Phir Tumhe Apni Yaad Q Na Dilaoon.
Khushi sirf unhein nahin milti jo
jindagi ko apni sarto pe jite hai
sacchi khushi unhein milti hai jo dusron ki kushi k liye
apni jindgi ki sharto ko badal dete hain.
Palkon pe aakar ruk Jaate hain ye aansu.
tanhai pakar bah jaate hain ye aansu.
dil to bahut karta hai gam bat loon aapse.
par aapko hansta dekh sookh jate hai aansu.
Wo Maut Bhi Badi Suhani Hogi,
Jo Aap Ki Dosti Me Aani Hogi,
Ye Dua Hai Khuda Se Ki Pehle Hum Jaayein,
Kyon ki Welcome Ki Rashm Bhi To Nibhani hogi.
Pyar v/s dosti
Pyaar ek shikwa hai,
dosti ek jazba hai.
Pyar me har bar dhoka hai,
Dosti me bar bar moka hai.
Pyar diwano ka kaam hai,
Dosti dilwalo ka naam hai.
Santa ko vodafone me operator ki job mili
1st din use maar-maar ke nikal diya gaya
Because-
1st caller: mera vodafone ka sim block ho gaya hai
Santa: to paagal Airtel ka le le
Apno Ko Kabhi Sataya Nahin Jata,
Apno Ko Kabhi Manaya Nahin Jata,
Roothta Wahi Hai Jo Aapko Apna Samze,
Kyun ki Ye Haq Gairon Pe Jataya Nahi Jaata.
Aarzu thi meri ki uska har din mere sath khushi se nikle,
kasoor uska nahin badnaseeb hum nikle,
ki uski khushi to nahin par uske har gum ki wajah hum nikle.