Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh kar
Woh kha gaye use biryani samajh kar
Khoon-e-jigar Bhi na chora zalim ne
Wo bhi pi gaye neembu paani samajh kar.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Girl- Ghire baadlon me teri yaad aati hai,
saawan ke aane se teri yad aati hai,
baarish ki bundo me teri yad ati h!
Boy-ha janta hu mujhe teri chatri deni hai?
Tane mat mar........
1 sardar ko Chaand par bhejne ka Faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya aur chillaya:
Dhoka! Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chaand to hoga hi nahi...
ZAKHM AISA DIYA KI KOI DAWA KAAM NA AAYI
AAG AISE LAGAYI KI PAANI SE BHI BUJHA N PAYI
AAJ B ROTE HE UNKI YAAD ME
JINHE HUMARI YAAD KBHI NA AAI
Pyar aur dosti me hamne itna fark paya hai,
Pyar ne sahara diya aur dosti ne sath nibaya hai.
Kis riste ko gehra kahu,Ek ne zindagi di,
dusre ne jeena sikhaya hai.
TEACHER-Ramu tenses kitne prakar k hote h?
Ramu-3 prakar k.Teacher-very gud ex.batao
Ramu-kal apki ladki ko dekha tha.
aaj pyaar karta hoon.
kal bhaaga le jaaoonga!
Mana aap sabse ajeej hain,
Dil ke sabse kareeb hain.
Na koi call na koi SMS Kya aap SUDAMA se bhi jhada gareeb hain..
Rabba Ve Mere mitran nu Sandesha phucha De,
una De Dil Vich Khayal Mere pa De,
Mast Ho Gaye ne Oh Apni Duniya Vich,
Ohna nu Saddi V Jara G Yaad Dila De!
Jab Dil Kisi Ko Bhool Na Paye
Aur Aansoo Ruk Na Paye
Yaadon Ki Shaam Gujar Na Paye
To Yaad Karna Is Dost Ko
Jo Kabhi Tumko Bhul Na Paye.
Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.
TT bola- Dikhta nahin,Ladies ka dibba hai..
Bola-Sorry Ji,Mujhe laga aap Mard ho.