Never be afraid to try something new.
 Remember, amateurs built the ark. 
Professionals built the Titanic.


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date Saturday, August 30, 2014

A Simple FORMULA For A
"HAPPY LIFE" ;

Never Try To DEFEAT Anyone,
Just Try To WIN Everyone.

&

Don't Laugh 'AT' Anyone,
But Laugh 'WITH' Everyone...


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One side love :
Its when u hide n still say we are just frndz,
but..
Silently in tears u miss your sweetheart n
say :
" I love u a lot dear but u can't be mine..."


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You don't love someone for their looks, 
or their clothes, or their fancy car, 
but because they sing a song only you can hear.


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Santa:- Maa mei  bda ho kar airforce me jaunga,
Maya :- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai,
Santa :- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga,..


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A Cute thought about love-
The person who loves you can do anything
for your just one smile..
Even after knowing that he/she is
not ur future..
Thats whats called TRUE LOVE.. 


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date Friday, August 29, 2014

There are only two rules for being successful. 
One, figure out exactly what you want to do,
and two, do it.


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There are two primary choices in life: 
to accept conditions as they exist, or 
accept the
responsibility for changing them.


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In Life,
Love is never planned.
It does not happen for a reason.
But when love is real,
it becomes your plan for life and your reason for living.... 


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When you hurt by the person who is
very close to you.
Do fight with him/her.
Because sometimes
fight saves relation...
But..
Being silent just increases gaps..


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date Thursday, August 28, 2014

Girl : I wanna go somewhere with you..

Boy : Where do you wanna go??

Girl : (giggle) the moon!
So we can stare at the world...

Boy : okay... But, I'm gonna stare at you the entire time...

Girl : what?
Why?

Boy: Cause you are my world...


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When you are important to another
person ,
that person always find a way
to
make time for you,
No excuses,
No lies
No broken promises


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Anyone can do something when they WANT to do it.
 Really successful people do things
when they don't want to do it.


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Being defeated is only a temporary condition; 
giving up is what makes it permanent...


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A Month before Exams, we prefer the books of
          Foreign Authors
A Week before Exams, We prefer the books of 
          Local Authors

A day before Exam,
trying to read Our own Notes

On the day of Exam,
We Become Authors

"Yaar! Tu bass Heading bata baaki main khud likh lunga...


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In newyork a man watching a movie at home 
and suddenly shouts NOOOO, 
don't go inside the Church its a trap !!

Wife :- what are you watching ?
Man :- our wedding DVD.


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date Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Husband :- I found aladin's lamp today.
Wife :- wow, what did u ask for darling ?.
Husband :- I asked him to increase your brain ten times.
Wife :- oh Darling, I love you so much , did he do that ?
Husband :- He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.


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The brain is the most outstanding organ. 
It works for 24 hours, 365 days,
 right from your birth, 
.
until you step in the exam hall.


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Dil hi dil me dil ki bat ho jayegi,
Aaine me dekhiye mujhse baat  ho jayegi,
Shikwa na karo mujhse Milne ka,
Aankhe band karo khawabo me mulaqaat ho jayegi


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Wife :-Kal rat tum mujhe nind mein galiya q kyun de rahe the ?
Husband :- tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife:- kaisi galat fehmi ?
Husband :- yahi ki main nind mein tha...


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Patni :- pati se shadi se pehle ap
 roj gift dete the, par ab nahi dete kyun?
.
Tune kabhi kisi machware ko machli pakadne
ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai..



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Jiss din band ho gayi meri Aankhein,
Kayi Aankhon se uss din aansu barseinge,
Jo kehte hai bahut bolta hai,
Kabhi wohi meri Aawaz sunne ko tarseinge.


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date Monday, August 25, 2014

Love is like two people holding a rubber band,
we pull,
then when one person let’s go,
it’s The Person Who Held On That Gets Hurt!!!!


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DRIVING IN PUNJAB.

(1)The one who drives faster than you gets: “Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu…”

(2)The one who drives slower than you gets: “Gaddi chalauni aundi nai.. Par laini zaroor aa..”.

(3)And finally the one who drives equal to you: “Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!” 


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Things in Boys room Before marriage:

Perfumes

Love letters

Laptops

Cards

Nokia Lumia

.

And After marriage:

Pain killers

Loan papers

Unpaid bills

Huggies

Nokia 1100


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Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. 


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Arz kiya hai-

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

wah wah… wah wah

Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,

aur

Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Deewaane fir bhi Latak jate hain.


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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door?.

A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.

Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!!

Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?

Salesman: – Why Madam?

Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!! :-P  :-P

MORAL: – Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client… & over smartness in India can be deadly.


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Motivation is a fire from within. 
If someone else tries to light 
that fire under you, 
chances are it will burn very briefly.


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date Saturday, August 23, 2014

Sometimes you just got 
to give yourself what 
you wish someone else 
would give you.


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Many great ideas go unexecuted, 
and many great executioners 
are without ideas. 
One without
the other is worthless.


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Take the first step in faith. 
You don't have to see the whole staircase, 
just take the first step."


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Keep away from people who 
try to belittle your ambitions. 
Small people always do that, but
the really great make you feel that you, 
too, can become great.


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Kaam ki kya baat karte ho, 
log chehre Tak bhool jate hai, 
tum samundar ki baat karte ho, 
dubne wale toh aankho me Bhi doob jate hai,..


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Pyar karke usey Dil se  Mitana Mushkil tha, 
toh tufan palko mein rok pana mushlil tha, 
Aasan laga use yaad karke mar jana, 
kyunki bhool k usey jee pana mushkil tha,..


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date Friday, August 22, 2014

Woh Keh Gaye mere Intzaar mat karna,
Mai kahu toh mera Eitbaar Na karna,
Ye Bhi kaha ke mujhe pyar nahi hai Tumse, 
or ye Bhi Keh gaye ke kisi or se pyar mat Karna,.


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Sapno ki treh aakar chale gaye,
Gamo ki nind sulakar chale gaye,
Kis bhool ki sazaa di humko,?
Pehle hasaya or fir rula kar chale gaye,..


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Koi shaam aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad  dekar,
Hum toh us shaam ka Intzaar karte hai Jo aaye tumhe sath lekar


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Tod kar agar kasam khayi hai, 
kabhi yaad karne mein kya burai hai,
yaad unko kiye bina reh Bhi toh nahi pate,
dil mein jageh Jo unhone kuch aisi bnai hai,,


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Log kehte hai jise hadd se jayada mohabbat karo 
woh pyar ki kadar nahi karta 
" Par " 
such toh ye hai ki pyar ki kadar 
Jo Bhi karta hai usey koi pyar hi nahi karta,..


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Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote


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date Thursday, August 21, 2014

Desire is the starting point 
of all achievement, not a hope, 
not a wish, but a keen pulsating
desire which transcends everything.


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Whatever you do will be insignificant, 
but it is very important that you do it.


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What you get by achieving your goals 
is not as important 
as what you become by achieving
your goals.


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In any situation, 
the best thing you can do is 
the right thing; 
the next best thing you can do is 
the wrong thing; 
the worst thing you can do is 
nothing.


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Losers visualize the penalties of failure. 

Winners visualize the rewards of success.


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Take up one idea. 
Make that one idea your life -- think of it, 
dream of it, live on that idea. 
Let the brain, muscles, nerves, 
every part of your body, 
be full of that idea, 
and just leave every other idea alone. 
This is the way to success. 


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Its Better To Cry Than To Be Angry
Bcoz
Anger Hurts Others..
While Tears Flow Silently Through
The Soul
And
Cleanses The Heart..!


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date Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Girl: You Said You Will Be Closing
Your Eyes While You Kiss Me, But
You Didn’t !!

Boy: You Too Said The Same And
You Also Didn't Close Your Eyes

Girl: I Was Watching You Whether
You Have Closed Your Eyes Or Not,
So Only I Didn’t Close My Eyes

Boy: I Was Watching You Whether
You Are Watching Me Or Not, So
Only I Didn’t Close My Eyes.


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You can show love 2
everyone but

You can show anger to only who is close
2 U,

so "anger" is always

higher "love"..  


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A boy was busy doing some 
important work in office...

His gf called up..
Gf: Did I disturb u..??

Reply was so amazing..
Boy: Ya... But whats life without being disturbed by the right person..  


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It's easy to fall in love 
with cute face. 
But in the end, 
you have to deal with character, 
Not the beauty.


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Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch!
Husband Trolled by wife 


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date Tuesday, August 19, 2014

5 TRUTH OF LIFE.. . . .

1. nobody is real in this world except
Mother.. . . .
2. a poor person has no friends.. .
3. people do not like good thoughts
they like good looks.. .
4. people respect the money not
the person.. .
5. the person you love the most,
will hurt you the most


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What is the meaning of true friend?
.
.
Jab ek dost apni akhiri
saansein le raha ho
.
.
Aur uska dost ankho mein
aansu le aye aur kahe,
.
.
.
*Chal uth Yaar Aaj last time
Maut ki Class Bunk Krte hain*


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Man to a Lady In a Crowded mall: I have Lost My Wife, 
Will you Please talk to Me for A second


Lady: why?


Man: because whenever I Talk to Ladies She Appears From nowhere like a ghost...
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Good Friends;
Real friends are those who care without hesitation,
who remember you without limitation,
who trustful without suspicion,
and who love even without communication.
..............
Fake friends;
Laugh/mad on you without real reasons,
never remember you unless they need/use you,
never around when you need them.
..............
So be careful how to choose your friends
and how to plan your future.
Good Luck.


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Never miss an opportunity to say 
"I love you" to someone you 
really really like say it directly or indirectly,
coz it is not everyday you will meet the person 
who has the magic power to let you fall in love with.


Good Luck with finding the right person.


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The Perfect Son. 
A: I have the perfect son. 
B: Does he smoke? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he drink whiskey? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he ever come home late? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


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Do You want to make 
money from Facebook?
.
It's easy.
.
Just go to your Account 
Setting,
Deactivate your account,
and Go To Work!


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I love you but i am not you lover
I hug you but I am not ur life patner..

I care for you but i am not your family..
I am ready to share your pain but i am not in your blood
relation..

They are.... Friends !

Loves you more than a Lover


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date Monday, August 18, 2014

Father 2 son: When i beat you How do you control your anger?.. 
? Son: By cleaning toilet...
 Father: What is my loss 
Son: I clean toilet with your tooth brush


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Traffic police chalan book
nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
... ... ... ..
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar
jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi
dhire chalana!" 


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CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha…
“Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga…”
Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya :x
Usne kaha: abe kaminey….. woh toh katne ke darr se de diya…… warna main toh MURGA hun !!
;-) :-D


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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne usse puchha:
Kyun tension mein ho?
Aadmi:
Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the…
Aur ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon! :(
:-P


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Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak 
Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein 
Pahunchte Hai. 
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. 
Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?�� 
Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?�� 
Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki�� 
Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?�� 
Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li�� 
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. 
��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur 

Na Mein Thand Se


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Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!
Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!
Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!
‘Husband Shoked!’
;-) :-D


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Happy Independence Day
Freedom in the Mind,
Faith in the words..
Pride in our Souls..
Lets salute the Nation ..
Our Independence Day!
Vandey Mataram


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date Thursday, August 14, 2014

Celebrate the free spirit of India
May this Independence Day
Fills your life happiness and prosperity
Happy Independence Day


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Happy Independence day

Let us come together
To felicitate our glorious nation
And feel proud to be Indian!

Jai Hind...


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Happy Independence Day

Lat's Celebrate Freedom by promoting a
human rights culture in which
respect, dignity and equality
become a code for living.
This will be our role to 
live up to the dreams
of 1947. 


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Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL” is better than an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.


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A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband..
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !!


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A Girl doesn't need to tell you,
How she feels ?

Its all written in her eyez If you can read her eyez U definitely deserve her heart.


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date Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Do You know Why Girls Get Jealous ?
Not because she doesn't trust her
beauty..
Not because she doesn't trust
you...
..
But
because she Is that Girl Who Refuse
To share you With another One...


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Gf : hey Babu.. I Love u.
Bf : love you too .
*Sending failed* ! .
.
Gf : I love u . Really .
* Sending failed* ! .
Bf : aley love you love you ! .
*sending failed* !.
.
Gf : U love me na ? .
Kaha ho .
.
Bf : Bullshit ! .
*sending succesfully* !
.
Breakup..


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Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane, 
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, 

Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara, 
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.


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True bravery is to arrive home ... 
fully drunk.. a late night out.. 

and mom waiting with a jharu 
in hand and you ask 
"hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho."


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Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, 
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, 


Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko pataney main, 
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya jaaney


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In a mirror 
we find a reflection of our appearances 
.
.
But in heart 
we find a reflection 
of our soul


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SCHOOL LIFE:
Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm
Most Difficult Task - To find Socks
Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class
Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends
Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period
Most Wonderful News - Teacher is ABSENT


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date Monday, August 11, 2014

It's hard to wait for something
When u know it might never be yours.
.
.
But
.
.
It's even harder to give up when u know it's the only thing u wanted.


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What is love?
It is when you hide tears and still care
of her,
It is when she Ignores you and you
still love her,
....It is when ....she Begins to love
another and you still smile for her,
It is when you sacrifice your
happiness and Die for HER


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Relationships Do Not need Promises, Terms and Conditions..

It Just Needs two
wonderful
People
One Who can trust..
And
One who can Understand..


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Apne Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Rakhi nikalna or kehna pyari behna milti rehna


Happy Raksha Bandhan


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date Saturday, August 9, 2014

Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai,
Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai,
O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai,
Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna,
Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai…


Happy Raksha Bandhan


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Us gulab se poocho ki dard kya hota hai, 
Deta hai paigamein mohabbat par 
khud kaanton ki chubhan me rahta hai!!


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date Friday, August 8, 2014