SMS in Hindi, Funny Hindi Jokes, Shayari in Hindi

Khawabon me aash rahti hogi,
Nigahon me talash rahti hogi,
Hamein pata hai ki aapke pas kisi cheez ki kami nahi,
Par kabhi to humare bina apki shaam bhi udaas rehti hogi..

Chupchaap gamo ko sahte gaye hum,
Apne dil ke haalaton par rote gaye hum,
Kehna chaha kai baar humne apni mazboori ko,
Na chahte hue bhi gamon ke sagar me bahte gaye hum.

Bekrar ho gye hum,unhe rusva dekhkar,
Shikva bhi na kar sake unhein khafa dekhkar,
Pooch lete agar mazboori vo hamari,
To vo door na ja pate humari wafa dekhkar.

Pal do pal ka sath hame mile gam nahi,
Un do palo me bhi zindgi jee li hamne,
Unhe lagta hai unhe bhool jayenge hum,
Unhe khabar nahi ki unse bewfa hum nahi...

Ruk jate wo agar wo hamare hote hote,
Doobte na hum yun istarah agar samane kinare hote,
Todh diye sampne sare hamare dil ke,
Poore ho jate sabhi sapne jo kisi aur ke liye saware hote...

kash haale dil hum unhen, zuban se bayan kar pate...
Tadapte na akeele tanha,unhen bhi tadpa jate...
Wo samajh jate agar,samajhne ki koshis karte...
Par unhone samajhna hi na chaha,hme aur hamare zazbaat ko...
Kash unke jaate hi,hum usi raah me mar jate...

Kyun kehte hai kuch behtar nahi hota,
Sach ye hai jaisa chaho waisa nahi hota,
Koi apka sath na de to gam na karna dost,
Kyun ki khud se behtar duniya me koi hamsafar nahi hota....

Is kadar pyar karne lage hai hum unhen,
Ki kabhi lagta hai unka har ehsas naya hai,
Wo is kadar rooh me bas gaye hai hanari,
Ki ab to apna khuda bhi manne lage hai hum unhen.

Hamne jise chaha use paa na sake,
Jisne hame chaha use caah na sake,
Yaro azeeb silsila hai dil ke tootne ka,
Doosaro ka todha apna bacha na sake......

Muskuraye hum jo hame aap nazar aaye,
Sharmaye hum jo hme dekh aap muskuraye,
Sath rehna yun hamare saaye ki tarah,
 Ki dhukhon ke samandar se bhi, kabhi hum na ghabraye...

Sari khushiya rooth jati hai tu jab rooth jata hai,
Sare armaan toot jate hai tu jab door jata hai,
Tujhe kya pata tu kya jane,
Ek baar is dil se pooch to jara,
Kya ye pal bhar bhi dhadhkta hai,
 Tera haath jb mere hathon se choot jata hai........

Zindagi kuch is tarah badal gayi hai,
Ki ab to har ek pal badla sa lagta hai,
Koi is kadar shamil ho gaya hai rooh me ki,
Ab to khuli ankhon se dekha sapna saccha sa lagta hai,
Kisi ke aane se yu badal jati hai Zindagi pta na tha,
Kya kahein ki ab to har ehsaas anchua sa lagta hai.

Dosti ko dil se churaya aapne,
Door rehte huye bhi apna banaya aapne,
Kabhi bhool nahi payenge hum aapko,.
Kyunki yaad rakhna bhi to sikhaya aapne,

Kyun mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kyun roj mera dil dukhate ho,
Meri to rooh tak kaanp jati hai ye sunkar ki tum


BARTAN DHONE WALE SABUN se nahate ho

Udaas lamhon ka na koi malaal rakhna,
Tufan me bhi wajud sambhal kar rakhna,
Kisi na kisi ke liye puri jindagi ho aap,
Bas yahi soch kar apna khayal rakhna.

Santa  ne apni bhabhi ko khub mara.
Logon ne poochha kyun?

Santa:- Yaar, me jisse bi poochta hoon ki tum phone par kisse baat kar rahe ho ?

Har koi kehta hai “Teri Bhabhi Se”

Dr. to patient's frnd: Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete.

Frnd:Abe saale,
Aadha ghanta pehle to accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kaise le aata..
 

All flowers wait to wish u , sweet coffee waits to kiss u,
sun waits to touch you,
rain waits to bath you,
birds waits to say you,
Good Morning...

Lafzo ki tarah yaadon ki kitabon me milenge,
Ya banke mehak apko foolon me milenge.
Milne ke liye humse-e-dost jara theek se sona ,
Aaj hum apse  khwabo me milenge.....

Ek baccha mummy se pitne k baad apne papa se:
Papa kabhi aap Egypt gaye ho?.
.
Papa: Nahi beta.
.
Bacha: Phir itni khofnaak mummy kahan se le aae!!

Santa-Suna Hai Tum Apni Bivi Ke Sath Bartan Dhote Ho.
Banta: To Kya Hua,
Wo Bhi To Mere Sath Rotiya Pakati Hai..

"Har Ladki aapke Liye Bekarar Hai,
Har Ladki ko aapka intezar Hai,
Ye aapka koi kamaal Nahi,
Kuch Dino Baad

   ?"RAKHI"?
ka Tyohaar H.

Bchke!!!

Teacher 2 Boy:
1 Taraf paisa
1 Taraf Dimag
Kya Loge?
Boy- paisa
Teacher-Galat Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti
Boy- Jiske Pas Jo Na ho Vo Wahi Leta hai.

Koi chahta hai koi batata hai,
Koi rulata hai to koi hasata hai,
Mohabbat har kisiko hoti hai,
Fark itna hai koi aazmata hai,koi nibhata hai.

Dil diya tha mohbat ki nishani samajh kar
Woh kha gaye usey biryani samajh kar
Khoon-e-jigar bhi na choda zalim ne
Wo bhi pi gye neembu pani samajh kar.

Nazar Nazar me"PYASS" hai,
Har dil me ek "EHSAAS" hai,
Yu hi nhi humne aapse dosti ki,
Yaar humari pasand hi kuch"KHAAS" hai.

Pari Chowk ka wo kinara na hota,
Jagat Farm ka wo najara na hota,
Ladkiyon ne apna fashion sawara na hota,
to "GREATER NOIDA"ka koi bhi ladka aawara na hota..

Aaj khuda Se meri Mulakaat hui,
Thodi hi sahi par baat hui,
Maine aap ke bare me pucha ye insan kaisa hai
khuda ne kaha dosti bana k rakhna bilkul mere Jaisa hai.